I’ll have mutton LIGHT

I’ll have mutton LIGHT

posted on 27 Feb 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Just a light snack…

Photo courtesy of Alicia Brown.
Found in Istanbul, Turkey. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

”Silence of the Lamps”: Turkey edition

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Battery-operated fleshlight.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– How would you like your lamp, Sir?
– ON!

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Light in four colors

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Sorry, no dark meat.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Bit light on the veg

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

So its not chicken

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Yeah, they are not kidding, there are two spot lights in the plate.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Whatever turns it on …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You need to order 24 hours in advance. Boiling meat over a lamp takes a while.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Tong: Three! ;p

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It’s that modern LED (= Lamb Emitting Diode) lamp!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

I love lamp.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock : If the animal gets old enough it emits ewe-V radiation.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter! I ordered my lamp without flies!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: Actually, it never gets old enough. According to Monty Pythons, lamp’s (or sheep’s) life basically consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“Aziz! More lamb!”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

The lightbulb-powered Easy-Boil stove was the failed successor to the much better-known Easy-Bake Oven.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Can you hear them Clairese?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: A few months is all it takes for a lamb to mature. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

That’s right. Battery farms not included.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Waiter, a boiled Turk please !

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
7 years ago

This lamb didn’t speak English – and so the mistake went by unnoticed.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The new Jenny Craig Turkish lite meals.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Would you care for a lamp, Sir?
– No, thank you. I can sea food very well.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

♪It’s as dark as a dungeon way down in the mine♪

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

No lamp thanks. I’ll have crap.

Johnny Cache
Johnny Cache
7 years ago

Is this halogen meat? (see 11/20/2011)

Classic Steve
7 years ago

So that’s what Brick meant when he said, “I love lamp!”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

PNG joke.
Little Gooma said at school. My daddy eats light-bulbs.
Teacher asks; “How come?”
Young Gooma replies; “The other night when daddy and mommy were in bed, I heard daddy say: “Yu meri. Yu lusim light nau, mi laik kaikai.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Two girls were eating dinner when one says to the other; “you look a little pale my dear.”

The second one replies; “It must be the light.” Pointing to a huge candle in the middle of the table.

“Oh! You poor dear.” replies the first one; “You should use a smaller one next time.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Johnny C: No! It’s Iodine light.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Johnny C. Halogen (Ger) = Iodine (Eng) (In case you didn’t already know)

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Do Androids Dream Of Boiled Meat?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Turkey Lamps are delicious!

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Served with red and yellow LED sauce.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Photons. It’s what’s for dinner.

emily
emily
7 years ago

Also available, button in tomato sauce……

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

The boiled meat (lamp) has been contaminated with flashlights

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

Can I have fluorescent curly fries with that?

Danco
Danco
7 years ago

They also made a mistake in the Russian translation too. Egglpant in Russian should be Baklazhany, not bakladjany

DragonLady
DragonLady
7 years ago

I’m Rushin’ to eat some.

Doctor Q
7 years ago

If the lights go out in your restaurant, you always have this handy.

LuvlyJubly
7 years ago

Now Alladin, rub the lamp now !

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