It puts the lotion on the…

It puts the lotion on the…

posted on 19 Feb 2013 in Toiletries

Got a foot fetish?

Photo courtesy of Jacquie Reagh.
Packaging from a “foot file”. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Don’t worry. She’s carefooty.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Care your own deer!

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Onanists beware.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It’s even better if you apply the skin cream before rubbing the horny.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The spirit is horny, but the skin is weak.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I don’t care the foot message.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

I am a bit confused, do I apply the cream on my foreskin by hand, or you will put it on for me with your foot?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’ve been rubbing the old horny since I was nine. Hasn’t done a thing for my feet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If the horny is a foot or more, you need the special economy size pack of this special product.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If the horny remains after four hours, please apply ice water to the hard part.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

I have a new horny every morning after waking up.
Is there a skin cream for it?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

You’d better not use soap on your horny, even if your skin is weak.
Trust me, the consequences are hideous.

Conventi
Conventi
7 years ago

The Old Horny, isn´t that Charlie Harper ?

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Brought to you by Buffalo Bill squeegees!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Fale nursing thing

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Consult a doctor if horny lasts over four hours.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

In Soviet Russia, old horny rubs you!

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

I have a hard time getting my heels erect.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

“Old horny.” A triceratops?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

♫ On Top of Old Horny
All covered with cream ♫
I lost all of my weak skin
and my heel it does gleam♫♫

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The toes will curl when you rub the old horny.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

It’s that old horny devil called foots. (Ertha Kitt)

Lobo
7 years ago

do not kick the horny

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

In an hour your feet will just need care again.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

At my age, my foot does not get all that horny anymore.

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

Instructions for use of the Ped-o-file.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

A hard man is good to find, a horny one is even better.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The only really horny man I can think of was the Minotaur.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Salome. Very subtle. Taking it as: Latin: pes pedis = a foot. Instead of the Greek: paedis = a boy.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

I think I’m going to start referring to my boyfriend as The Old Horny.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Rub the rhino lightly.

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

” It shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.”

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Lather.
Rinse.
Repeat.

LuvlyJubly
7 years ago

If old horny rubs you irritation, just peel scab and rub skin creamily

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

Care the Old Horny easily

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