Just one week’s worth…

Just one week’s worth…

posted on 18 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Colleen Best.
Found on menu in Beijing Airport. 

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I do not want it fried, I want it fired.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

No wonder I was told that my pay was up in smoke all the time. All these time, I thought it meant that it was my fault for not spending it carefully.

TargonRedDragon
TargonRedDragon
7 years ago

Free food to the tourists from pilots’ oily salaries?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I usually cash the salary while frying nuts and freaks

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Damn… I’m toast.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Gosh I wouldn’t get out of bed for that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

How much fried salary? Are we talking real dough or just peanuts?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I hope they tax the salary first, otherwise that would just be gross!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Your Salary is ready, Sir.
– Thank you. Cash only – without nut, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Somebody told the cook he should put his money in oil.

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

When I said I wanted a job at a restaurant with a salary just for having hot meals I didn’t expect this…

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I asked for a raise and all I got was a single cashew nut.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’ll have the career du jour.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

I fried salary.
It’s cash; u nuts?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If they substitute I O ew nut it only costs 10 yuan.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Instead of bringing home the bacon, have it fried with cashew nuts!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

We have a retirement plan. It’s called “pickled in lemon juice”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Hey, I ordered a vegetarian meal. This has bonus in it!

Jazzy
Jazzy
7 years ago

I got a raise! My salary used to be peanuts.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Chewed nuts? There went the salary.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Roasted remuneration please.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Funny how the salary costs much less than the sandwich.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Classic Steve: The sandwich is a lot more bread.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Hey the chef’s nuts-grab ‘m!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– I’d like to pay, but my salary is fried. Do you accept French Fries?

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

My salary is not peanuts, it’s cashew nuts.

Next year I may start earning coconuts

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

Do you notice how they charge 16 yen to fry your salary.

My creditors do it for nothing.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

They fry salary while pay you celery.

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Will my salary be garnished?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

@Bob. No but your weekly supply of celery will be garnisheed.

The Blob
The Blob
7 years ago

The best paper you’ve ever tasted!

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