Nobody wants to see poop on a tree

Nobody wants to see poop on a tree

posted on 22 Feb 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Emily Landon.
Spotted in China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

We have an army of monkeys ready to throw back any solid waste products at you.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

On the sign I assume

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

I have two things to tell you, Number 1, Yes! Number 2, No!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

One of those kind reminders

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It is allowed to please only pee. All other liquids must remain unhappy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Do not poop here. We have corks and superglue and we’re not afraid to use them!

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

Sign at the public swimming pool?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I’m just a human peeing anyway

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I can see the sign is spotted

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

If only they were as strict about their air quality regulations.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

So if I poo, I will be fine?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’m not pee monogamous. I’ve been with other plumbing fixtures.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Does the punishment involve a lady in spike heels and fishnet stockings?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Winnie, don’t Poo

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Sorry, but I can’t afford to fly to China every time I gotta go.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The punishment will scare the crap out of you!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

All I wanted to do was take a picture for the folks back home, but the day went strangely awry…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The only civilized urinating for 200 miles.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

♫ I’ve been everywhere, man…♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: In case of crap, try a swimming poo!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

One too many urnal brownies.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

The TSA is now operating lavatories in East Asia?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The punishment involves alligator clips and ac.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I crapped somewhere else. May I wipe my bum on the on a piece of bark?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

EDIT: The punishment involves alligator clips and a.c. power, and an accelerated Chinese learning course. I’ll bet we can easily get you to read and write the whole chinese character set, in 24hrs

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Your cojones will be toast, if you make any erors.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Practical and inexpensive way to keep this poster on the wall

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

To avoid punishment, mind your pees and queues

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

Bailiff, whack his pee pee!

Drew
Drew
7 years ago

If you pee someplace not here, you to receive the pee-nalize.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Poonut here, peanut elsewhere.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

I’ve been a naught #1. Where do I line up for my punishment?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Man, this line is long!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@72rd.

A case of crap?

That’s an offer not to be sniffed at.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Don’t pee under the apple tree with anyone else but me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Marum: I know, makes you dizzy at first…

Megan
Megan
7 years ago

Yes, master. Please don’t punish me.

raeme67
7 years ago

If you pee not here we punish you good. You must go to pool areas and swim with those who are taking many drugs and things.

The Blob
The Blob
7 years ago

Pissing on punishers is strictly prohibited.

LuvlyJubly
7 years ago

love, love me doo doo, you know I love you
So pleaaaaaaaaase, love me poo

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