Our meats do not have their head in the clouds

Our meats do not have their head in the clouds

posted on 9 Feb 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

With that down to earth flavor…

Photo courtesy of Robin Riebman. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Our spaghetti has its feet firmly planted.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Sounds like my ex wife – an Italian, down to earth cow!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I prefer my spaghetti dishes double-insulated.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

I’ve had enough of you being chicken: you’re grounded!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

NOTICE: Spaghetti is wired for NEGATIVE GROUND.
Using positive ground utensils can result in injury or death.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

There’s a choice because the cook is AC/DC.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“Pasta Daddy can I have the keys to the car?”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

With high-powered pasta sauce, be sure to add some fuse-illi.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

All chickens are grounded. They don’t fly.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

Grounded meat, preciouss. Made from chickenses.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Famous Italian flesh food. Also called ”Six Feet Under”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Secret recipe:

Meat must R.I.P. in the ground until purchase the date.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

You can’t ground me, I’m already dead…

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

….And you’re not coming out of your room until
you eat your dinner!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

In situations such as finding yourself dead and served up
on a plate as a meal, it’s always good to stay grounded.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter! My chicken is all blurred!
– That’s because it’s in the background, Sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Why did the chicken cross the road?
– Because it was not grounded!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Nickoli Tesla ate here.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Asian / Italian FUSE-sion cooking.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Are you positive you want to eat here?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Got something aired?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Don’t expect a groundbreaking menu, then.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

That explains why some strands of the spaghetti are green and yellow.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Our pigs are not allowed to fly.

(And flying horses are not found in our spagettil)

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Don’t be so negative.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Q. How do you ground a chicken?

A. Get the CAA to withdraw its licence.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Pasta joke.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Nuts go nicely with the chicken. You can find them in the kitchen.

Sarah
Sarah
7 years ago

There is definitely no giraffe meat included – you can DNA it if you don’t believe the packaging!
And no airlines serve our food!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

No airy fairies in our kitchen.

Lobo
7 years ago

You want to eat what? Go to your room!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

That is why they serve it with spaghetti. So it can form “ground loops”. Boom boom!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

May contain traces of horse.

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Sausage is at lower energy level than a pork chop because it is in ground state.

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

Biodynamic?

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
7 years ago

Be careful if your sauce is not grounded during a rightning storm.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

50% meat, 50% dirt.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

The chickens were being rude and unreasonable so we grounded them. The cow, on the other hand, was up way past-ure bedtime! Groan…

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

“Waiter, the meat in this spaghetti tastes like dirt!”
“Well it should, it was just ground this morning.”

Atli
Atli
7 years ago

Why do all the genuinely funny ones lately have low ratings, and vice versa?

Candy101
Candy101
6 years ago

That cow must have been a real prankster as a calf!

Candy101
Candy101
6 years ago

It was the butcher’s fault.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

So as the penguins.

rocha
rocha
6 years ago

The beef was grounded for not completing his homework

Tim
Tim
5 years ago

Meatball, you are in so much trouble when your dad gets home!

Tim
Tim
5 years ago

There is too much resistance to eating meat.

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