Our meats do not have their head in the clouds

Our meats do not have their head in the clouds

posted on 9 Feb 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

With that down to earth flavor…

Photo courtesy of Robin Riebman. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Our spaghetti has its feet firmly planted.

Tong
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Tong

Sounds like my ex wife – an Italian, down to earth cow!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I prefer my spaghetti dishes double-insulated.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

I’ve had enough of you being chicken: you’re grounded!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

NOTICE: Spaghetti is wired for NEGATIVE GROUND.
Using positive ground utensils can result in injury or death.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

There’s a choice because the cook is AC/DC.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Pasta Daddy can I have the keys to the car?”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

With high-powered pasta sauce, be sure to add some fuse-illi.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

All chickens are grounded. They don’t fly.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

Grounded meat, preciouss. Made from chickenses.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Famous Italian flesh food. Also called ”Six Feet Under”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Secret recipe:

Meat must R.I.P. in the ground until purchase the date.

iLock
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iLock

You can’t ground me, I’m already dead…

iLock
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iLock

….And you’re not coming out of your room until
you eat your dinner!

iLock
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iLock

In situations such as finding yourself dead and served up
on a plate as a meal, it’s always good to stay grounded.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! My chicken is all blurred!
– That’s because it’s in the background, Sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Why did the chicken cross the road?
– Because it was not grounded!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Nickoli Tesla ate here.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Asian / Italian FUSE-sion cooking.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Are you positive you want to eat here?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Got something aired?

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

Don’t expect a groundbreaking menu, then.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

That explains why some strands of the spaghetti are green and yellow.

GwydionM
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GwydionM

Our pigs are not allowed to fly.

(And flying horses are not found in our spagettil)

Sparky
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Sparky

Don’t be so negative.

Marum
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Marum

Q. How do you ground a chicken?

A. Get the CAA to withdraw its licence.

Marum
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Marum

Pasta joke.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Nuts go nicely with the chicken. You can find them in the kitchen.

Sarah
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Sarah

There is definitely no giraffe meat included – you can DNA it if you don’t believe the packaging!
And no airlines serve our food!

Marum
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Marum

No airy fairies in our kitchen.

Lobo
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You want to eat what? Go to your room!

Marum
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Marum

That is why they serve it with spaghetti. So it can form “ground loops”. Boom boom!

Marum
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Marum

May contain traces of horse.

Bob T
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Bob T

Sausage is at lower energy level than a pork chop because it is in ground state.

Salome
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Salome

Biodynamic?

KBurchfiel
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KBurchfiel

Be careful if your sauce is not grounded during a rightning storm.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

50% meat, 50% dirt.

Lora
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Lora

The chickens were being rude and unreasonable so we grounded them. The cow, on the other hand, was up way past-ure bedtime! Groan…

Lora
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Lora

“Waiter, the meat in this spaghetti tastes like dirt!”
“Well it should, it was just ground this morning.”

Atli
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Atli

Why do all the genuinely funny ones lately have low ratings, and vice versa?

Candy101
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Candy101

That cow must have been a real prankster as a calf!

Candy101
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Candy101

It was the butcher’s fault.

Teal Glue
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Teal Glue

So as the penguins.

rocha
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rocha

The beef was grounded for not completing his homework

Tim
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Tim

Meatball, you are in so much trouble when your dad gets home!

Tim
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Tim

There is too much resistance to eating meat.

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