Pushy Fruit Co. says eat now!

Pushy Fruit Co. says eat now!

posted on 23 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Snacks

Nonco means nonco!

Photo courtesy of Sharene Gilchrist. 

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Mick
Mick
7 years ago

No you buy! you buy!

Mick
Mick
7 years ago

Good ol’ Nonco Peasant’s

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

So even the peasant now have delicious food.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Provides 100% of the RDA for Raw Material.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Berry flavored peasants … it’s what’s for dinner.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It’s so good even my paret can’t refuset

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

A whole peasant family must be 100% high on some foodstuff. Nuts, anyone?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

A free refugee in every pack. Collect the whole refuset!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Testing, one, two. Is this thing 100% on?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Non-CO, contains no carbon monoxide. They contain helium, which is why they’re high foods.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

It’s a Peasant Family Offer you can’t refuse. Otherwise you become raw material for the high foods

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

Soylent red is made from peasants!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Nonco snacks crack me up

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Best before OFF

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

“What’s this stuff?”
“Some food. Supposed to be delicious.”
“Did you try it?”
“I’m not gonna try it. You try it.”
“I’m not gonna try it.”
“Let’s get Nonco!”
“Yeah!”
“He won’t eat it. He hates everything. … HE LIKES IT! HEY NONCO!”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

(Note that the guy who played Mikey is also named Gilchrist. Coincidence?)

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

No, you can not refuset. If you do, you will be punished.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

High Foods: 100% on.
Free Foods: 100% off.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

High foodstuff gives you totally un-peasant feeling

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Taco, Loco or Nonco?

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

good to know they’re having delicious food now

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

I guess if you’re a peasant you can’t refuset anything.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

First the Ginsu knife from Ronco! Now the finest peasant food from Nonco!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Delicious food is delicious. Must be true, it says so right there on the pack.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Keep the peasants high. They work better!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Rimbunans have never been the same, since Nonco genetically modified them.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“I just shot six Peasants.”

‘Don’t you mean, six Pheasants?’

“No. Peasants. My Engrish is OK. They were so unbearably rude, I shot them.”

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Count De Monet – Sir, the peasants are revolting!
King Louis – You said it. They stink on ice.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I am a Pheasant plucking peasant,
And all the peasants plucking Pheasants,
Will be Pheasant plucking peasants,
Till the plucking season ends.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Nothing so cures hunger, as food.

GBBri
GBBri
7 years ago

Well ya dont
have
to live like refuset

Doctor Q
7 years ago

Once you make eye contact, you have to.

The Blob
The Blob
7 years ago

Experience all the lifestyles: try our upper-class family series!

aiuteioarhtopahtgwoeihtf

Nonco, can not not refuset. Is it hearing?

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