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Sudden Laugh! Engrish
Pushy Fruit Co. says eat now!
Nonco means nonco!
Photo courtesy of Sharene Gilchrist.
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No you buy! you buy!
Good ol’ Nonco Peasant’s
So even the peasant now have delicious food.
Provides 100% of the RDA for Raw Material.
Berry flavored peasants … it’s what’s for dinner.
It’s so good even my paret can’t refuset
A whole peasant family must be 100% high on some foodstuff. Nuts, anyone?
A free refugee in every pack. Collect the whole refuset!
Testing, one, two. Is this thing 100% on?
Non-CO, contains no carbon monoxide. They contain helium, which is why they’re high foods.
It’s a Peasant Family Offer you can’t refuse. Otherwise you become raw material for the high foods
Soylent red is made from peasants!
Nonco snacks crack me up
Best before OFF
“What’s this stuff?”
“Some food. Supposed to be delicious.”
“Did you try it?”
“I’m not gonna try it. You try it.”
“I’m not gonna try it.”
“Let’s get Nonco!”
“Yeah!”
“He won’t eat it. He hates everything. … HE LIKES IT! HEY NONCO!”
(Note that the guy who played Mikey is also named Gilchrist. Coincidence?)
No, you can not refuset. If you do, you will be punished.
High Foods: 100% on.
Free Foods: 100% off.
High foodstuff gives you totally un-peasant feeling
Taco, Loco or Nonco?
good to know they’re having delicious food now
I guess if you’re a peasant you can’t refuset anything.
First the Ginsu knife from Ronco! Now the finest peasant food from Nonco!
Delicious food is delicious. Must be true, it says so right there on the pack.
Keep the peasants high. They work better!
Rimbunans have never been the same, since Nonco genetically modified them.
“I just shot six Peasants.”
‘Don’t you mean, six Pheasants?’
“No. Peasants. My Engrish is OK. They were so unbearably rude, I shot them.”
Count De Monet – Sir, the peasants are revolting!
King Louis – You said it. They stink on ice.
I am a Pheasant plucking peasant,
And all the peasants plucking Pheasants,
Will be Pheasant plucking peasants,
Till the plucking season ends.
Nothing so cures hunger, as food.
Well ya dont
have
to live like refuset
Once you make eye contact, you have to.
Experience all the lifestyles: try our upper-class family series!
Nonco, can not not refuset. Is it hearing?