Try “HIM” over there…

Try “HIM” over there…

posted on 2 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Kagemusha 影武者.
Sign found in Du Fu Park, Chengdu, China.

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GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Also don’t get any funny ideas about what that hole could be used for

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

♫ I touch no-one and no-one touches me.
I am a rock,
I am an island ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I sitting on ”THEE”! ‘Cause I’m Coffee, and I’m FREE!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If you want to fanny about, please go elsewhere.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

”You” are stoned.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

I like to be on top, it gives me the holelistic experience.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

But I’m tired! Oh, forget it. Rocks only think about “THEMSELVES”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

You suggest I Lying?!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Gee, I didn’t know rocks could be so sensitive.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

In Communist China, rocks sitting on “YOU”!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Disobey this sign and your ass is grass!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Sorry… I confused you with someone else.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Whoever made this sign was off their rock(er).

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Not in this photo: next to this rock was a grizzly bear which the sign was referring to.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Why is the rock so tetchy? Maybe it got its paleolithic period.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

To the tune of The Spanish Lady.

♫When I went out in the pale moonlight,
Round about a quarter to three,
Who should I see but the Chinese lady,
Who came over and sat on me♪

♫First she squeezed, and then she squirmed,
And then she bounced both up and down,
There’s none to equal the Chinese lady,
Doing her thing in the pale moonlight♪

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“Are you a plumber?”

‘Yes I am.’

“That’s a great relief.”

‘Why?’

“You’ve left a 18″ pipe wrench in your pocket.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It feels it if sitting!!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Does this rock make my butt look big?

Drew
Drew
7 years ago

Please sitting on “You”

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Ok, then I shall sit on HIM

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

It’s a ROCK. Why NOT sit on it? What’s the harm? This is just too much regulation. If a rock is sculpted to look like a chair function, and then requires a sign to prevent that sitting, this is a classic epic FAIL.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT. Designed for the Plasticene Man from the Lithographic Age.

The Fonz
The Fonz
7 years ago

Sit on IT !

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