We’ve had a few ‘accidents’…

We’ve had a few ‘accidents’…

posted on 4 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Mike Simpson.
Found at mall in Nachang, Jiangxi, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Just dying to find some.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

According to the icon, killer littering is peeing from the railing of an upper floor.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Litter killer will be fine

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Please dispose of bodies and body parts in the appropriate bins.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Pregnant tigers must be left outside.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Just cut it out!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Honest, officer, that soda bottle committed suicide!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Luckily, there’s plenty of time wasting left.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Seems legit. A dedicated killer never leaves a trace of his actions.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

– What if I disobey? Are you going to kill me or what?!!
– Let me put it this way: we won’t litter. 😈

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

No kitty littering either.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

No fancy smorking, either?

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Please, weapons outside. Ninjas no admittance.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Thank you for shopping at Gacy’s.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

It’s puts the killer in the litter basket….

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Violators will never been seen or heard from again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Jerry Lee Lewis, this means YOU!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

killer whales are excepted

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

The littering killer strikes again!

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Aw, but dropping things from a good height to kill people is a time-honored sport! …Isn’t it?

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

I’ve heard of strict anti litter laws, but this one is murder.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I would literally die for just one little liter of litter

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

Mr. Dahmer, I believe you dropped this nose. Please dispose of it in the correct receptacle.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

The Manson family came through here and we were cleaning up for weeks. Bloody awful it was.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

But I washed my hands!

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Serial killers must use the bins provided. (That includes you, Dexter.)

Drew
Drew
7 years ago

from DrLex: “According to the icon, killer littering is peeing from the railing of an upper floor.
…”….and I would add…
“…with a hard-on.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Word to the wise: stay out of the food court.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

OLe’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Curiosity killed the cat litter

coffeebot
7 years ago

guess i should quit throwing out bricks

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

The picture seems to indicate that people with extremely long legs are not allowed to dribble basketballs.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

No grenade throwing in the mall… this isn’t Modern Warfare.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

The last person threw Kidneys, Livers, and Hearts, everywhere

It was bloody offal..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@ Drew: In that case, maybe it isn’t pee. 😉

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

This is a correct translation. The picture warns not to drop objects over the balcony because of the danger to people below. Some types of litter dropped from a height could injure or kill someone below.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

@Ben: the picture would be more clear with the person dropping an anvil or a piano.

Drew
Drew
7 years ago

Ben, actually a very poor translation. What you might mean to say is that it is a literal translation, which, in English, is next to useless, humorous, and the reason why such ‘correct’ translations appear here on engrish.com. I bet you can find many many better ways to translate this sign in good English, than what is actually written.

Gus
Gus
7 years ago

Report all killers

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