Choose Life!

Choose Life!

posted on 11 Mar 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

They put life on the line…

Photo courtesy of Peter.
Found in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

When life gives you escalators, make escalade.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

When your life is in the toilet, the only way is up.

Rm
Rm
7 years ago

I answered nature’s call.. then life called..

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

Escalator to heaven in front of you, stairs to hell to your right, limbo toilets to your left.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Charlie Crews is up there. 😉

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Three wishes; written by Elevator

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

That’s a bit harsh for shoplifting. Don’t you have a 30 days escalator?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Just tell me the way to the mall please!

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Well things are looking up

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Well, let’s live a little

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Toilet, life, stair, repeat…
Toilet, life, stair, repeat…
Toilet, life, stair, repeat…

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“Yes, I’m Pro-Life. I’m also Pro-Toilet. And Stairs too.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

My toilet life is boring so let’s Stairway To Heaven!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’ve studied this sign for five minutes and the lyrics to Stairway to Heaven still don’t make any sense to me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Is it allowed to use all three at the same time?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Toilet, Life, where’s the ramp?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Someone in the toilet is firing arrows. Run for your life! Quick, up the stairs!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

FIRE, ESCAPE and DOOR are downstair

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

The woman in the toilet sign appears to be shrugging as if to say, “hey, I don’t understand the sign either.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Please only pee here or you’ll have to upstairs

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

“Excuse me, but where can I get a life in this store?”
“Just take the escalator to the second floor ma’am, you find them in the reality section next to the clues.”

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

I see Led Zeppelin’s new song, “Escalator To Heaven”, is a huge hit in China.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

William Shatner sends everybody upstairs.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

In Japan, on the other hand, life is way too short.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you are trying to generate new life in the toilet, people are bound to stair.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

If you want a forties magazine to read in the toilet, just go up these stairs.

RT
RT
7 years ago

excuse me, can you tell me where is the highway to hell?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

When my bowels excrete, they scream TOILET LIFE.
-TuPap

Thomas
7 years ago

No, choose Toilet!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Life. Please vertically.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Stair? …Where’s the rest?

TheMissingNTLDR
TheMissingNTLDR
7 years ago

I thought I had no choice!!

Doctor Q
7 years ago

Escalator to paradise! I’ve got 2 tickets!

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