Don’t forget your tissue

Don’t forget your tissue

posted on 20 Mar 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Hand lotion available upon request.

Photo courtesy of Shameem Sulaiman.
Found at money exchange counter in KL, Malaysia. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Vasoline supplied

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

Sign at the sperm bank.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Please satisfy yourself before leaving the counter
You don’t know how hard it is having octuplets!
Don’t satisfy your wife just in case.
And thank you
‘Come’ again, if you know what I mean.

-Apu

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Minimum deposit amount – two teaspoons

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

No thanks, I don’t deal with dirty money.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Or else you may not come again

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Those aren’t pictures of suns…they’re sperms fertilizing eggs.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Worst massage parlor ever.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Wash your pants somewhere else, we only do money laundering here.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Hmmm, money and satisfying oneself…is this some sort
of peepshow or reverse prostitution?

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Don’t Play Satisfy Yourself in Park

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Please only come here or you’re not well come

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

You MUST Be Satisfied!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Uh, miss, do you think you might do the satisfying for me? I have a pair of kneepads in my backpack. I always carry them because, well, you never know!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago
Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I didn’t know anyone was counting! Is there a prize for maximum number of orgasms?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

♫ She’ll be coming round the counter when she comes ♫

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This must be the Quickie Mart.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Been there, done that, left the counter.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

I’m okay with self-service gas pumps, but I’m not so keen on these self-service brothels.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

The guy behind me gives me a strange feeling

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: Come twice, come third time for free!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

I can’t take this kind of pressure.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

And they wonder why the janitors keep quitting.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: Faking without permission is prohibited

Zork
Zork
7 years ago

Darn… I didn’t know I was in the self-service line.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

OUR MOTTO: Coming soon!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I am Ben Dover, and I approve this sign.

w00t
w00t
7 years ago

Who knows, other customers might want to have what you’re having.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Does the waitress come with dessert?

No! But she gets a bit puffed on busy nights.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Oh, and do you want fries with that?

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

Sorry, foreign exchange is at the next counter. This is the sperm bank.

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

Oh, I’ll come again alright.

garudamon11
garudamon11
7 years ago

All your seeds are belong to us

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

That counter has a hole for a reason…

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

You just can’t get good counter assistance abroad.

Doctor Q
7 years ago

Show your ”credit card” for a free towel

Susan
Susan
6 years ago

There’s always such a long waiting line at this place…

Stan
Stan
6 years ago

If you are a male customer, please ´´cum´´ before leaving the counter.
Terima Kasih. Thank you and ´´cum´´ again.

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