Don’t take it lying down

Well that’s a relief, I though I’d have to lay down to remove them

Surely we’re not going to stand for this?

I tried..somehow it goes left again..

Please only put here or you will be horizontally.

No getting down and dirty!

I can please in any direction

It’s horizontal put out or nothing

Should that be vertically PULL out?

‘Round here we call it ‘cowgirl’.

And horizontally put in.

This is f*cked up!

First vertically, then horizontally, then doggie, then — (and so on into the night)

This is still not specific enough. Upwards is also vertically.

Event of a fire is put out by elevator

♫ Put out? Oh, no, not me, I did it sideways. ♫

Last time I asked for that I got slapped.

Sounds kinky!

This is the opposite of the horizontal bop.

“Vertical put out”

I know what the Horizontal Mambo is. Does that count?

Doing it whilst standing under a cold shower, is nice in summer.

made by Quickie Towels

I presume in China there’s not much space to put out horizontally.

In China, you don’t get laid, you get vertical.
That’s why they only have one child: it’s quite uncomfortable.

Put off!

I guess that rules out doggy style.

Difference between revelry and debauchery?

Easy – You revel up and you debach down.

Still trying to prove that all styles are wonderful.

Voiceover by HAL 9000.

Standing up in a hammock. 😉

In days of old
When knights were bold
And women weren’t particular

They lined them all
Against the wall
And did it perpendicular

Best one in a long time, and the first in a long time to actually be worthy of the hall of fame.