Don’t take it lying down

Don’t take it lying down

posted on 6 Mar 2013 in Chinglish

Some call it the tango…

Photo courtesy of Emily Landon.
Found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Well that’s a relief, I though I’d have to lay down to remove them

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Surely we’re not going to stand for this?

Rm
Rm
7 years ago

I tried..somehow it goes left again..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Please only put here or you will be horizontally.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

No getting down and dirty!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I can please in any direction

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
7 years ago

It’s horizontal put out or nothing

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Should that be vertically PULL out?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

‘Round here we call it ‘cowgirl’.

d17nk
d17nk
7 years ago

And horizontally put in.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This is f*cked up!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

First vertically, then horizontally, then doggie, then — (and so on into the night)

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

This is still not specific enough. Upwards is also vertically.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Event of a fire is put out by elevator

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

♫ Put out? Oh, no, not me, I did it sideways. ♫

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Last time I asked for that I got slapped.

Jim_S
Jim_S
7 years ago

Sounds kinky!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

This is the opposite of the horizontal bop.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“Vertical put out”

I know what the Horizontal Mambo is. Does that count?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Doing it whilst standing under a cold shower, is nice in summer.

Lobo
7 years ago

made by Quickie Towels

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

I presume in China there’s not much space to put out horizontally.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

In China, you don’t get laid, you get vertical.
That’s why they only have one child: it’s quite uncomfortable.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Put off!

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

I guess that rules out doggy style.

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Difference between revelry and debauchery?

Easy – You revel up and you debach down.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Still trying to prove that all styles are wonderful.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Voiceover by HAL 9000.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Standing up in a hammock. 😉

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

In days of old
When knights were bold
And women weren’t particular

They lined them all
Against the wall
And did it perpendicular

Atli
Atli
7 years ago

Best one in a long time, and the first in a long time to actually be worthy of the hall of fame.

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