Endless Majesty

Endless Majesty

posted on 10 Mar 2013 in Candy/Gum, Chinglish

For royal recycling

Photo courtesy of Kronda Seibert.
Snack from China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Guaranteed non-peasant taste

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Green ecology, not to be confused with red and brown ecology.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

O noes! They divided magnificence by zero!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Danger: limitless magnificence may cause permanent eye damage. Shield eyes while opening package.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Guaranteed to make the air fresh limitlessly

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Ecology contains Brilliant Blue FCF and Tartrazine.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Meh, nothing new here. Religions have been packaging God for centuries.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Approved by Lord of the Fries

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Endorsed by the Green Giant.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Nong Fu! Nong Fu! My kingdom for Nong Fu!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Nong fu is people!
.
According to the Pinyin dictionary, anyway.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Green ecology…won’t cause harmful gas vapors when eaten.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Contains magnificencesodium glutamate.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Ecologists hate him!
Scientists in China have discovered a revolutionary way to gather all the limitless magnificence of green ecology in a little package.
Learn More >>

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

♫ Everybody was Nong Fu recycling.
It was magnificent! ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Made in Kingdom

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Careful! I have a tenth dan in Nong Fu.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

May contain traces of nut.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Have you heard of the Nong Fu expert, who could kill a man with his bare feet?

One night 3 hoods atacked him. They beat the piss out him, while he was getting his shoes off.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Mr. M’lord, Princess, Highness!
O thy Divine Grandeur!
Magnificenceses and supremecacies!

After each of Thy Royal Family Series High Food meal, we ask Thee to magnify your Great Teeths and Fragrant Mouth Winds with our Supremacy Rotary Golf Club Teethspaste, unto the Greatest Enternititty!

Shanzhuang

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: You mean Gluttonmate?

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

By limitless magnificence they mean how long it will take that plastic wrapper to break down in a green ecology.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: or magnificenceglutium sodomite.

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

Shanzhuang!

…and with the limitless power of this ecological marvel, ice caps are restored! Ozone layers are returned to nominal levels, and magnificence returns to the earth,

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

Shanzhuang sounds like a nudist Punk band.

Doctor Q
7 years ago

Garbage cans are for slaves. Recycling is truly royalty.

consultant
consultant
6 years ago

What about this green ecology stereotype? That’s racist!

Tatarujin
Tatarujin
6 years ago

Ecology The Magnificent

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