English textbook from China

English textbook from China

posted on 28 Mar 2013 in Books/Magazines, Chinglish

Leirn Eingsh today!

Photo courtesy of Nicholas Fung.
English textbook from China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

The translation is in sinees.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Learn how they talk in Eingnd.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Bratant bootregging!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

First lesson:

How To Learn Eingsh

1. Find all Eingsh letters:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
2. Write each letter on a piece of paper
3. Put the pieces of paper with letters in a bag or a box
4. Shuffle
5. Put any number of papers from the bag on the table next to each other

Happy Eingsh!

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Just so sick of all the Engrish and Chinglish in China. I want to have my own version.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Ein-Zwei-Drei-Gsh!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

AKA Scrabble for Dummies.

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

The author learned it by txtng with his American frnds.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The natural language shell for Lunix.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Mst B 4 shrthnd rtng & rdng.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

And I thought the American edjucation system was dumbing down.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Well, it’s Englishish.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
8 years ago

Eing… That sound like some country Gulliver failed to visit. Land of the Unicorns? (german Einhorn, originating in the surname Eingorn).

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

A german friend asked me what “gsh” was…

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
8 years ago

The word gets 2640 Google results!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“It’s a cook book!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

You consciously eingsh?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Let’s gramr and spelng!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Hungarian textbook from China is titled ”Hush”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Eingsh= anguished English.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

They do better at Mairdn.

Sniper
Sniper
8 years ago

Allow me to translate the Chinese words on the book cover:
Number One Teachers College of the Hunan Province
Basic English (IV)
Editor-in-chief: Yau Leung Chan

Yes, this book is for Eingsh teachers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Special Christmas edition. No “L”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

NOW WE EINGSH

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

“Hey, my name anagrams to ‘Sing, eh?'”

— From an upcoming episode of Ask me Another

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

The guy who did this must have been a real Engstein.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

@jjhitt: perhaps more like the unnatural language shell.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

One Gsh??? Mt dictionaries suggested “gosh” = donnerwetter.

Ergo: one Donnerwetter.

Nein. Das ist verrucht.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@72rd Is that the sound of your gears clashing on a failed racing gearshift.

1-2-3 **GRAUNCH*#*!!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

What we have here is a lack of communication.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@Johnnytbone Yes. A Frankengstein. (Alberts brother)

Snickers
Snickers
8 years ago

I cna nwo wiert Eingsh peeryfctl

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

My Eingsh grandma is pervert.

Know I wheel try my speiling. I have a knew spilling checquer that stops me from mekong any missed steaks.

RT
RT
8 years ago

editor: the book costs too much to sell; take out a couple of vowels and consonants from each word; they won’t be smart enough to notice

RT
RT
8 years ago

will learning eingsh make me smrt like homer simpson?

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

Learning Eingsh leads to whirled peas.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Time to change the name of this website I think.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Is that a pair of upside down underpants in parentheses?

garudamon11
garudamon11
8 years ago

Is actually deutsch

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Honesty at it’s best . . . that’s supposed to be a textbook on English (!!)

Rita
Rita
8 years ago

It’s actually German. “Ein” is the article and “Gsh” is a cacophony word for utter incredulity. Since they merge words together you get:
Eingsh, tweigsh, dreigsh, viergsh, fünfgsh und so weiter.

By the way, happy April Fool’s day!

seven of nine
seven of nine
8 years ago

Yeah, sounds funny enough, but they will never be able to start a rival site Eingsh.com!!!

CRAPGUY
CRAPGUY
8 years ago

Let’s learn Eingsh.P.S.The publisher sucks.

Ghykmvgmvhmmh
Ghykmvgmvhmmh
8 years ago

Ruuuuu

TheInterlang
TheInterlang
8 years ago

From the same company as my Esapñl book.

TheInterlang
TheInterlang
8 years ago

Let’s grammering with “ME”!

kioku
kioku
8 years ago

I feel bad for anyone who has to learn English in class out of this textbook…

RocketCat
RocketCat
6 years ago

Now I’m bi-lingueiol! I pate meseilf on baiuck!

Aram
Aram
6 years ago

But it’s Chinese English. At least that’s what you’ll be told.

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