Finally I have been recognized!

I’d be worried more about the blind brown trouts

As long as you don’t go swimming in the urinal

From the high diving board.

Look, Ma, no hands!

Swim and Must Know at Pee

Transitive verb sentences you are the best!
If only you could hear me…

Please only pee here or I will not talk to you anymore

Urine the Guinness Book of Records.

No ”Silence of the Pools”?

Hey, you’re the guy who puts the “P” in pool!

Swimming in the urinal you are cramped

(picture of person swimming in normal pool)

I’m much better at toilet bowling

♫ Urinating into the pool you are the best…arouuund!
Nothing’s ever gonna keep you down!!
you’re the best…arouuund!
Nothing’s ever gonna keep you down!! ♫

Why, thank you. I’ll be signing autographs later, in the snow.

I know i was doing this right!

Aim for the target!

Can I swim first?

Was thinking of turning pro. Now all I need is a good beer sponsor.

Aw Shucks!

Ah, I thought you wanted to talk about swimming in the poo!?

It’s the Urine Shrimp!

Thank goodness urinals can’t talk. It would be seriously disgusting to hear it telling its routine.

@Pectolatra: Urinals are bashful about that kind of thing anyway. You can tell by the way they get flushed when it happens. 😛

I normally don’t talk to urinals, but let me tell you something: You’re full of crap!

‘If you are reading this, you are peeing on your shoe.”

I think that’s just the beer talking.

Step up closer Chang old chap. It’s not that bloody long.

Uhh? Did you say the Guiness Book of Retards?

I think I know why the Huang He is called The Yellow River. If you have the better part of 1.4 billion people peeing into it, what other colour options do you have?

You’re so good at hitting the swimming pool. Let’s see if you can kick it up to the next level and hit the urinal. It is OK to stand close to start with.

Don’t try this at home, kids! Stunt peeing is only for trained professionals.

Smile. This is going on Youtube.

Most people aren’t too comfortable with being stalked into a urinals by Miss Manners.

No, wait. I’ll let you finish up before applauding your technique.

Relive the day when your parents thought you were the best when you were finally toilet trained with our electronic talking U-R Great Urinals! Also available as Praising Potties in the lady’s room.

Next heat: freestyle urination. The Pabst team are perennial favorites.

I’m a big fan of incontinence.

From way over here?

Urine over your head, don’t drown.

My best crack at a translation: “This is what I have always wanted to tell you: [by] peeing into the pool [of water] you are the most civilized”; alternately the end might go, “pee into the pool of water, you had better be civilized.” Anyone with better Chinese than me want to take a crack at it?

I’m the best? No, let’s not turn this into some sort of pissing contest.

Be meillow & yellow.

Be mellow & yellow.

“Simply the best!” 😀

He looks like a real whiz kid.

Cue The Karate Kid music.

You’re Number One in our books !!

We aim to please.

You should aim, too, please.

…and to think the French for swimming pool is piscine (pee-sine)!

daniel-san, show me number one