Fire. If it is. Run.

Fire. If it is. Run.

posted on 3 Mar 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

Hello. You’re. On fire.

Photo courtesy of David Baxter.
Found at condominium in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

So the page lives in a house or a coat…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Our website: w.w.w.dot.com

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Lift the hair of the page to reveal a fire escape door. If you still don’t see it, lift the front of his coat. If he’s wearing a condominium, you’re safe. Please note that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

♫ In-Out. Notify about.
Do-oo-oo the hokey pokey….♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Never miss a period

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Those hairy page condominiums should seriously consider a depilation treatment.

Estragon
7 years ago

Oh. I’m definitely. Informed. All right.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

You have no chance to survive — make your time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Fire escape notice. Engrish instead of

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
7 years ago

I want to learn this language, it seems to have a VERY simple grammar.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– What goes up and down, in and out?
– Security guard!

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

Making fire doors out of coats just did not work well.

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

Thus, please be confused.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– I’m the fire escape door! Open the front of the coat, or I’ll lift your hair!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

This warning. Brought to you by. William! Shatner!

SF
SF
7 years ago

Do you feel. Lucky. Punk.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
7 years ago

“Ref.No.Life@HK-008/2554”. Ok, no life. On some astronomical body known as HK-008/2554? In Hong Kong on the eighth day of 2554? Or do the authors have no life, and HK-008/2554 is the number of their office?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

I can guess I’m pretty much dead by this time.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

“Connect the dots” has a whole new meaning to me now.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

We can not speak English but it can not open the door either

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

In. case. of. fire. please. follow. the. dotted. line. to. the. fire. escape. door.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Thus! Please note! That! Exclamation! Marks are better than!!

PS: Instead of!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: . . . – – – . . . !

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Ref.No.Life.
OMG, we’re doomed!

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Lift the hair of the page – she is Miss Rapunzel

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

When opening fire escape door, lift the front of the coat and take care not to Bangkok.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Take #2:
Confucius say: Man who lift front of coat to open fire escape door probably going to Bangkok.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

♪ Lift the cinders from my hair… ♫

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

You’re. Screwed.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Reading this hurts my brain. It would be easier to buirn.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Don’t lifting the front of the coat from everybody

Jonathon
Jonathon
7 years ago

How to “accidentally” killed a yellow haired ladies in a burned out building.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Yoda? Is that you?

Funny uncle
Funny uncle
7 years ago

The fire door is in my pocket. No, not that one. Down there. Now grab the safety rope.

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

Apparently written . by. William. Shatner.

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

In occasion of fire, lifting of shirt and kissing of asset good-by.

Jewels
Jewels
7 years ago

Fire case in of: pick up security guard in out shake him all about, put him down and then lift front of his coat… and voila!

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

My friend Mark has some explaining to do.

Daniel Smedegaard Buus

This is the most longest way I’ve ever heard anyone say “death trap”.

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

cool

garudamon11
garudamon11
7 years ago

The hairy page condominium explodes the escape door

Doctor Q
7 years ago

This. Company makes. No. Sense.

The Blob
The Blob
7 years ago

The fire escape door leads to Narnia.

The Blob
The Blob
7 years ago

Awwww…. but I love using Mark to get to the 2nd floor.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

In-out, notify about, that’s what it’s all about!

RocketCat
RocketCat
5 years ago

To avoiding stifling. smoke. when explodes the fire. Stop. Blow your life. And. Roll.

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