Ginza Capital Hotel

Ginza Capital Hotel

posted on 29 Mar 2013 in Signs

I like it, shigt-unseen…

Photo courtesy of Bert Wikkerink.
From hotel in Tokyo.  

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Would that be shigtseenig for the ladies available.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

What about smorking cheese?

Ageless
Ageless
7 years ago

I always go on the shigtseeing tours, you see and hear so much more than on the standard sightseeing tours!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

”Engrish, I must complain. I clicked on this sign to access Tokyo International Forum but it only opens in a new window!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Forget the seenig tours, they’re really shigt!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

“…rooms for ladies” have smirking floors.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The sign maker has a really good command of Eingsh.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Smorking floor should really get rid of the habit

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Would you like to see the Big Sight?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Smorking floors I can handle, but the blood dripping from the walls was a little much.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Warning: Smorking may cause shigt loss.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Shigtseeing delhigt mhigt not be quite rhigt in nhigt lhigt

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Shigtseenig: you won’t beleiev your eeys!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: We’re still working on rooms for children and people with mental disease

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@jjhitt: PUT THAT THING AWAY! 😛

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

My wife refuses to stay anywhere that does not have a ladies room.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

I take the room with the ladies in it and smuck.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

What was that sight?

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

I just saw a shigt!

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Alcohol is not encouraged during shigtseeing as it may lead to the shigt-faced condition. Loud ‘smorking’ is not desirable. Ladies who do not wish to smork may choose a suite on a non-smorking floor…alone. Guests caught smorking on the non-smorking floor will be asked to leave the hotel.

If you hear smorking on your floor, please contact the Concierge.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Hotel motto: Shigt happens.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

This sign gives me the shights.

GwydionM
7 years ago

Visit Tokyo Big SIght! Smork at the ten-foot geisha! Enjoy the traditional Tea-In-Pint-Mugs ceremony

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

I think they accidentally wrote the sign in Eingsh.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Shigtseenig… I seem to recall that word from my Leitz microscope’s instruction manual. Somewhere in the Dunkelfeldbeleuchtung section.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

In rooms for ladies it’s impossible to leave the seat up.

Lobo
7 years ago

Our smorking rooms are the shigts!

Dervrak
Dervrak
7 years ago

I thought the shigtseeing was pretty cragppy….

Sunny
Sunny
7 years ago

@Biff… LOL! Brilliant…ly lit. 😉

Flurng
Flurng
7 years ago

Call me when the room’s ready – I’ll be in the smorking lounge.

Professornuke
Professornuke
7 years ago

When in Tokyo, Sean Connery shtaysh here. Yesh, he doesh.

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