Good times at Ara Ambigua Lodge

Good times at Ara Ambigua Lodge

posted on 30 Mar 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Kelsey Reider.
Found in Heredia, Costa Rica. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Sexual just for our guests

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Check the car for what? Herpes!

GwydionM
7 years ago

Sex and drugs forbidden. Rock & Roll permitted, if done quietly

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

No Sex, No Drugs, Just Our Guest Cans

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

The most ambiguous Ara ever

Paul
Paul
7 years ago

whatever you wanna do just don’t have sex in our parking lot

Ageless
Ageless
7 years ago

Sex only allowed at rooms for ladies.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

If you can’t hold yourself any longer, at least don’t have sex in the frontal position.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Is it allowed to leave cars?

Pag
Pag
7 years ago

It’s interesting that there are only 5 Spanish bullet points, but 6 English ones. This is no engrish, they wanted to send a message specifically to foreigners.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Don’t Play Boy in Parking Lot

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

We are not responsible for any pregnancies committed inside the parking lot

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

So it’s fine if I park my car doggie style?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Practice sex somewhere else until you’re good at it, then come back.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Check your car. There might be people practicing some kind of sexual situation inside.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

“Is illegal whatever drug or sexual business.”
“But Fearless Leader, is only way to catch Moose and Squirrel!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Can I Can-Can?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

I’m sorry… can we have sex in the parking lot or not? It’s a bit Ambiguas.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

So doggie style on the bonnet is OK then? As long as I’m doing it for real, not practising.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

This sign has been approved by the Siendre Luminoso.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

In the morning, my car was painted in different coloured squares. It appeared that it had been checked during the night. BOOM BOOM.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

I guess we’re in luck. Barking!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

So. Let me get this correct. Free sex (concentual) in any other than the missionary position, as long as you are good at it, and not just practising, and are an hotel guest, is permissable. Pauses for breath.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

OK then. What is a “sexual situation”? I’m not really clear on that one.

Ducky
Ducky
7 years ago

The Spanish says to leave it in a frontal position, but the English says not to. What do you do if you’re bilingual? I’m guessing side-saddle.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Is it legal to park my mobile fertility clinic here?
Whatever.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

This sounds like my kind of club.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

When they say “Head in parking”, they really mean it.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

@Ducky. So. If you are Spanish, you don’t have to check your car before you go?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Ducky: Yoda says “Frontal or do not frontal. There is no side”. 😛

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Marvelous! Cans can read!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

They also are quite the lustful beasts apparently.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

And directives for the sexually ambiguous ?

Or en espanol…

Amigo – Amiga – Amiguous

Mariola
Mariola
7 years ago

What are you expecting?????? You should know by now that the Foreign language most spoken by Spanish is ….The Spanglish. :DDD

JuLiAnBo188
JuLiAnBo188
7 years ago

I amo “espanol” ñññññññ LOL

Fercho
Fercho
7 years ago

If you’re not one of their guest cans, there’s no point in reading the sign.

Stan
Stan
6 years ago

It’s funny that you can’t lleave your car in frontal position in Spanish, but you can in English.

Myself
3 years ago

@Stan @Ducky
That’s the Ambigua part.

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