Have a safe trip

Have a safe trip

posted on 1 Mar 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Danger enforced

Photo courtesy of Mark Allen.
Found in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Practise safe slide. Use a well-lubricated condom.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

All banana peels in this area have been authorised by the Department of Public Safety.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Or you will be punished

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Please take your shoes off

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

No kung fu kicking

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Be sure to break your hip in exactly the right place.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

……. if you must play baseball indoors.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Could you slide a bit to the left, please? I’m trying to fall.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

No untidy injuries please. Thank you.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Signed, Legal Department

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Please restrict fatalities to low traffic areas. Clean up after yourselves.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

No bleeding on the freshly washed floors.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Unless you’re trying to break up a double play.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Do not damage our freshly oiled floors.

Mack Sennett

Johnny Cache
Johnny Cache
7 years ago

This is what happens when you walk along staring only at your iPood…

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Too many people have hurt themselves trying to learn that trendy new “electric” dance, so the management had to take action.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Don’t drink slide

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

There’s a signpost up ahead – your next stop, the Harlem Shake Zone…

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Have a nice trip, see you next fall.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I’ll just carefully watch the whole slideshow from a distance

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Instructions:

1. Slide in
2. Slide out

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

If you don’t do it carefully, we won’t let it slide…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Please do not outslide

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

This is a liability-free zone.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

That’s what Sub Zero does to win his fights.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Friends! I am the apologize! It is happily the short slide carefall announcement decline to the following regulations prohibited the new longer slide following regulations the understanding can not refuset. is very well the child, the , wife, old men not to fall onto weapon, crack, exploder bacterium heart attack epidemy. It understands if sliding: – Please only slide here or you will be fine – Care the foot easily by this special surface – Don’t sliding in the floor from everybody – Be careful to steps on the occasion of getting off – In case it silly walk is… Read more »

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Break-dancing prohibited.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Then buttocks-up!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

The guy on the sign is going to have a tough time when he finishes imitating the 2nd Chinese character and moves on to the 3rd.

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Check our women’s wear department for our new fall colors.

Jon Riggins
Jon Riggins
7 years ago

This message is brought to you from your friends at Dr. Lights’ labs!

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

and ignore the Friction.

TheMissingNTLDR
TheMissingNTLDR
7 years ago

…and you will be there in no time !!

Doctor Q
7 years ago

Please play soccer and hurt yourself

sofun
sofun
7 years ago

You could recklessly fall.

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