I dare you to ride this

I dare you to ride this

posted on 22 Mar 2013 in Chinglish

Ya, that’s it, run, chicken

Photo courtesy of Peter Roberts.
Found in China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

What about adult cowards?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Notice the big splotch of chicken dookie in the middle of the sign.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Chinese Roulette price: 6 bullets per cylinder for each person

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@jjhitt: or is that blood spatter?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Warning: This train uses live ammunition.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Gutless wonders

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: Shooting people without permission is prohibited

SF
SF
7 years ago

D’ya fell lucky, punk?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

2. You should enter the playground in full protective armor. Next of Kin notification cards are available over by the swing set.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Crazed, lily-livered pantywaists need not apply.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I’ve been hit by this train. Fortunately, it missed!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Also known as the Pain Train.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

For cowards we have the special BB tram over here…

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Spartans! Tonight we play in Hell!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

People who finished the ride would be award with the Medal of Courage by the State.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You must be this brave to ride this train.

Dervrak
Dervrak
7 years ago

Homie don’t play that game…and neither does children, cowards, epileptics and those with the “mental disease”.

Silly Uncle Willy
7 years ago

How does one train a bullet?

“Okay, bullet, go for the coward.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Person who has dental disease please don’t bite the bullet

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Cowards should take the Nerf Ball Train instead.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Change here for the Midnight Meat Train

ElKabong
ElKabong
7 years ago

Read this out loud in a ‘Hanz and Franz’ accent

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

There’s a fine line between bravery and stupidity. From the looks of that sign, you not only cross the line, your blood gets splattered on it too.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

”Murder on the Oriental Express”?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Yuan to play?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Since church this morning, I’m a confirmed coward.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Muddle on the Orient Express !

GwydionM
7 years ago

Chickenhawks should be accompanies by a Black Hawk or two.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

In China, trains miss YOU!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Say hello to my little friend!

stevieyredwings
7 years ago

Who knew that the Chinese were fluent in Ebonics.

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

You have a 5 year old, an epileptic, a coward, and a person with a mental disease on a train… “I want to play a game…”

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

In a marketing blunder, the game originally came out as “Whack ‘Em and Stack ‘Em.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Can two adult cowards accompany each other?

raeme67
7 years ago

I no insane, always wear jacket that closes in back, very comfortable. No coward, I try anything. Please no take away…

kateybaby
kateybaby
7 years ago

Finally! A playground not wanting the child and the coward in you.

Doctor Q
7 years ago

Goes at 500 miles per hour!

Susan
Susan
6 years ago

Oh crap, they want to build one of those here!! I ain’t playin that game.

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