It wasn’t me…

It wasn’t me…

posted on 27 Mar 2013 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of JustaMD.
Found on Japanese tourist in Hawaii. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Don’t tell me who farted.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

This shirt scares you soundless

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The brightness of the crown; the pull of the finger.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Turn off that crown, I can’t see a thing!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

That sound is the siren on the fire engine that came to put out all your birthday candles.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Happy Birthday by Radiohead.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

The silliness of the Clown with the Crown.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The brightness of the crown….. where my hair used to be.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The sound of silence…..but deadly.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Holiday in Hawaii
Also the good thing of the old age

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

One day an Engrishman got a fright when
he heard a loud noise while writing a poetic birthday card for a friend.

The birthday boy liked the card so much he had this t-shirt made.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Silence of the lamps, in the light room?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

”Don’t ask me silly questions
I won’t wear silly shirts
I’m just a little bullet train
And I’ll always sound the same”

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

It’s just the beating of his hideous heart.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

♫ Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you… ♫ 🙂

WHAT WAS THAT SOUND???!!

Oh… sorry. 🙁

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Somethings happining here, what it is ain’t exactly clear.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Prefere to sleep in the dark room.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

It’s the sound of the monkeys laughing at you.

Elizabeth
Elizabeth
7 years ago

Your birthday is the only good thing about getting older.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

When I said, “Puff out your cheeks and blow out the candles”, I meant the cheeks on your face!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Turn around and you’ll be able to smell it

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The only good thing of old age, is that you do not waste all that money on women. If you do, it is the triumph of hope over ability.

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

This shirt is perfect for an old somewhat lazy King, who party’s all night, and just ate beans on his birthday.

I am sure I know a few who would match this description.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

When I was a boy, everyone had a birthday — What was that noise?!? — That sun sure is hot. Can we go inside where it’s cooler, which reminds how difficult it was when I was younger. You young guys have got it so easy. Has anyone seen my teeth?

Next generation old fart
Next generation old fart
7 years ago

*shakes walking cane* TURN OFF THAT BRIGHTNESS!!!
Darn those kids. Back in my days, we didn’t have that blingbling, so we walked 20 miles in the snow, both ways uphill, to enter people’s yards!

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

The sound of one hand crapping.

Lobo
7 years ago

The sound of difficuly

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

@Mr. Wrong – Haha it does sound like the
amusing ramblings of an old man 😀

Snickers
Snickers
7 years ago

If a crown falls in a light room, does it make a sound?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Thanks @iLock. I saw that and heard Abe Simpson’s voice.

shuaib yazdani
shuaib yazdani
7 years ago

Ode to Wordsworth.

Fredly Frendson
Fredly Frendson
7 years ago

Stop cowning around…you might rake somebody up!

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

It *was* the sound of Smarties all around. Shake, shake, that’s the sound. Shake up the Smarties all around.

Machine
Machine
7 years ago

“Doesn’t like to work in the light room”
Looks like someone has a hangover

The Blob
The Blob
7 years ago

It prefers the dark room much better

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