Keep lil’ stinker safe

Keep lil’ stinker safe

posted on 15 Mar 2013 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of Joe Easton.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Unless they’re rotten children

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It’s really so simple:

– take out the screw
– push upward
– push downward
– on-off, up-down

Repeat these steps until no movement available

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

If they’re under 3 they certainly are.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I want money back – my Hazard choked to death!

Rm
Rm
7 years ago

The motion sensor can also pick up the sound and odour of pass by, apparently..

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

This actually led to the first incidence of Homer Simpson throttling Bart.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

If children under 3 can’t have small farts, who the heck can?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Is there a choking hazard for old farts?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

The interesting Fart is belong to me!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Thank God I’m an old fart so don’t have to worry about this.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

A camera that can even photograph small farts? Shut up and take my money!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The motion sensor can pick up the movement of pass gas.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Wait, this methane detector is a choking hazard on itself? What’s the point?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

“O.K. boy! Let ‘er rip!”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Pull tiny finger gently.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

For larger farts, push upward and pull out the rotten child.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

No matter how small, farts are serious business…

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Hmmm….Most of us are more likely to choke on large farts.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Safety alert: Only for use on stomach full of baked beans and onions.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Using push-up bra to take out the screw might help

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Large farts sold separately.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The motion sensor is completely silent…… but deadly.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Warning: Do not install in enclosed places or near sources of combustion.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Make sure to put batteries in the top. The bottom is where the small farts come out.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

‘I’m Lil Shit’
‘And I’m Lil F*cker’
‘And we approved this message.’

RT
RT
7 years ago

it sounds it silently or else it skips the beans again

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Mount the camera, but not in front of the children

Doctor Q
7 years ago

With this around, the children will never get gas again.

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