Manager’s Special

Manager’s Special

posted on 31 Mar 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Jason.
Found in Asian Supermarket in Portland, Oregon. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Served with a nice bok choy garnish.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Definitely better than poached.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– What was that sound?
– Broiled baby stopped screaming.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Baby has a red hot mama.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

At first she was only broiling. Now she can’t stop smorking!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

♪ ♫
I was made for broilin’ you baby
You were made for feedin’ me
And I can’t eat enough of you baby
Can you meat enough for me
♪♪

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

$4.49 is a great price for broiled baby!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Roof rabbits, endangered species — it’s all good.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Ordinarily we wouldn’t buy it, but at that price?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

There are some neighborhoods where you don’t let your pets or kids run loose.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

The solution to the Lindbergh mystery.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Gentlemen prefer flies

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Nobody puts Baby in the cooker!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Baby got back ribs!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I smell Justin Bieber CDs cooking.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Manager’s… daughter?

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

$4.49? It’s a bargain! But how much isbarbecue?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Now we know what’s in a Junior Burger.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Forget it Jake, it’s Koreatown.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Also recommended (by Manager and his large family):

– R.I.P Steak *
– Brotted Baby
– Female broiling thing
– Raw cosmetic meat **
– Barbie Grill, smorked in the floor and filled with lard of the flies

* Year 2003, freshly excavated and served worm
** Absolutely no need to ‘make up’ your mind – only your face!

Classic Steve
7 years ago

I’ll have the Jonathan Swift special.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Broiled whole “Babe”. No way! You could never buy pork that cheap.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

500g is pretty small for a baby. Must be premature.

Is this menu due to Health budget cut backs?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“Managers Special” Ahh! It becomes clear now. Wasn’t his girl-friend pregnant a while back?

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

I’m not that hungry, I’ll just have the fried fetus instead.
I just grossed myself out…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

H Mart? H stands for Hentai!

gbear4
gbear4
7 years ago

Cook me baby, one more time.

Kris
Kris
7 years ago

What a terrible thing to do!!!

Everyone knows broiling dries them out and makes the skin tough!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Better broiled than spoiled.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

You rike flies with that?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Chidren! They’re delightful, provided they’re properley boiled first. (W.C. Fields)

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

Pacifies your hunger

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Modestly priced.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

“Get in me belly!” – Fat Bastard

Garst
7 years ago

Does that come with a complimentary side of your own brain?

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

Available only at Hannibal Lecter’s Grocery!

Bon
Bon
7 years ago

H-mart’s slogan (disturbing in this case) is “So fresh, so smart!”

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Q: Hey what would you do if the baby won’t drink cold milk ?
A: Why . . . boil it, of course !

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Q: Hey what would you do if the baby won’t drink cold milk ?
A: Why . . . broil it, of course !

kateybaby
kateybaby
7 years ago

Hannibal must be on a diet.

kioku
kioku
7 years ago

I guess that’s what the manager does if you leave unattended children at the store. Especially the noisy ones I bet.

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