Party at Abdul’s place!

Party at Abdul’s place!

posted on 12 Mar 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Niclas Etelavouri.
Found in Dubai. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Pool use and off your face. works for me!

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

I find it difficult to comply with rules 3 and 4 at the same time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: Please fill the empty fields with ……………… .

SF
SF
7 years ago

You should smoke dope or drinking booze before enterining the pool

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Children under 13 years must be accompanied by a parent or a pirate.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Honey, do you want some Coke before swimmining?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I accidentally ………… in the pool.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I hope the shower will teach me what enterining means.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

12. Please do not steal letters from this sign.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Damn! Just when I wanted to go swimming.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

No pirates allowed without arrrrr guardian.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

And I didn’t notice the device.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

So, SUI – swimming under influence – is not a crime here!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Drink! Don’t Dive

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Puking is allowed if you are drunk

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

………………… : Don’t f*** !

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

If you remove the notes on the empty fields, you will ………………………… .

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

If we are under the influence and nobody knows, do we still have to swim?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

What is a law-abiding incontinent drunk supposed to do?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Do not urinate in the pool. Also, do not swim in the toilet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The water in this pool has been passed by the management.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Do not urinate in the pool; you’ll get the drunks wet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Our swimmining pool rulez! (pt2)

12. Using drugs under the influence of swimming has you decline
13. You are aloud to relieve the bowels so it is prohibited to pee
14. Swim and must know you kids closely
15. Showing your naked body from everybody has you decline
16. Please only drive here or you will be fine – the water is not deep enough
17. Fix your children the child’s beard
18. Smorking has you decline
19. And please… don’t swim!

All …………… are writtening, ………….. and ………….. by an ………….. and/or …………. .

Casey
Casey
7 years ago

Drunks allowed in the pool from ……………………..am to ……………………pm.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Should animals or pets under the influence of alcohol or drugs enter the pool? Im thinking of getting Skippy drunk and making him do the dog paddle. Get it? A dog doing the dog paddle? Oh, well, I guess you had to be there.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Christina Milian was here…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: You’re welcome to *insert your favorite obscenity* again

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

1. The Pool is for Parties and we Mean it!

2. Raving and Drugs encouraged.

3. Maximum Occupants: { ∞ }

4. Please, no STDs.

5. A First Aid Kit is located ██████

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

Tipex is a useful material

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

No persons with communication disease are allowed to write signs.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Entertain the pool by drunkenly drowning in it.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I suffer from dyslexia, so I sccidentally entered the pool attendant.

Lobo
7 years ago

It’s not called the Drunk Tank for nothing

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

It qouldn’t matter if we knew where the First Aid Kit is. Because no one here is qualified to use it. The last person we treated, was bitten on the shoulder by a snake. We put the torniquet between the bite, and his heart, as it it said in the highly esteemed First Aid Manual. ie. Around his neck. Despite our highly excellent work, the patient died. They said iit was due to asphyxiation, which was news to us. We did not know that snakes carried asphyxia germs in their venom.

CAN WE HELP YOU?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

There once was a man called Bart,
Who in the pool gave an almighty fart,
The water gushed out,
Like a giant water spout,
And it blew all the concrete apart.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

Sorry, not Engrish. It’s just a sign whose letters faded off or are missing.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Ooops, I didn’t take a shower before enterurinating in the pool.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Look, Mommy! A swimming poo!

Doctor Q
7 years ago

Person: Uh, lifeguard? Why is nobody here?

Lifeguard: Everyone drowned. Look underwater.

The Blob
The Blob
7 years ago

What do you mean I have to get out of the pool? It’s only ///////// PM!

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Is this some kind of reverse psychology?

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