Served with Java

Just be aware of python then.

Yellow River?

That’s what they get for giving us Windows Vista.

Try also the programmers crab.

For people who really understand the importance of the garbage collectors of the Java island.

After the meal, lets Samba

Cyber Shocker’s No. 1

Retirees may order from the fortran or cobol menu.

Is the urine from the shrimp or the programmers? That would certainly help guide my choice.

if ( ) {
// Execute these statements if is SHRIMP
}
else if ( ) {
// Execute these statements if is SHRIMP and
// is YELLOW
}

EDIT: My program was executed in a weird way. Once again:

if ( ”urine” ) {
// Execute these statements if ”urine” is SHRIMP
}
else if ( ”another urine” ) {
// Execute these statements if ”another urine” is SHRIMP and
// ”urine” is YELLOW
}

You can’t beta peefood cocktail.

These are just your BASIC ingredients.

100 IF P = swallowed THEN GOTO toilet
200 RUN !

Goes nicely with ”Designers Crap Crab”

There’s probably a For Dummies book on this.

Regular developers release code.
Our programmers have accidents.

The urine came out of the programmer while he was manipulating his bits.

One byte of this is enough.

– Waiter! Is it frozen, or freshly picked from the …………. pool?

Now I know why my Computer Fries

I guess a programmer doesn’t have a very big one after all…

Tyler Durden strikes again.

I think this is just a very bad machine translation for “sperm cell.”

Assembler required.

– One Programmers Urine Shrimp to go, Sir?
– Actually, to go away, please.

Those shrimp are looking a little too pixelated to be appetizing.
Urine trouble Mr. Programmer!

But if they work for Microsoft, you get Micro-Shrimp

“Urine shrimp.” I can’t understand the confusion. I’d pee myself too, if they threw me into a tub of boiling water.

SHRIMP. The new programming language. It leaves your network with some very cross stations,.

Seqential
Holographic
Random
Information – encrypted
Mega
Programme

now available at the Apple store

Well, we know what’ll be on the front cover of the O’Reilly book.

– Are you OK, Sir?
– Just open the Windows, please.

Programmers urine shrimp = code baby pees = cold baby peas? 😕

Yelly-fish!

Pissing shrimp, slows your stream dramatically.

There is not a Kernel of truth to this statement

Pee from C programmers is the best! Be sure sure to give it a test!

I accidentally downloaded a virus.
Now I have PUS on my laptop.

IN BRINE!

I got a virus from eating this.

lmao wtf