Served with Java

Served with Java

posted on 13 Mar 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

I give this a C++…

Photo courtesy of C.H.
Found at seafood buffet in Dongguan, China. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (250 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
Loading...
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
43 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Just be aware of python then.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Yellow River?

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

That’s what they get for giving us Windows Vista.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Try also the programmers crab.

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

For people who really understand the importance of the garbage collectors of the Java island.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

After the meal, lets Samba

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Cyber Shocker’s No. 1

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Retirees may order from the fortran or cobol menu.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Is the urine from the shrimp or the programmers? That would certainly help guide my choice.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

if ( ) {
// Execute these statements if is SHRIMP
}
else if ( ) {
// Execute these statements if is SHRIMP and
// is YELLOW
}

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

EDIT: My program was executed in a weird way. Once again:

if ( ”urine” ) {
// Execute these statements if ”urine” is SHRIMP
}
else if ( ”another urine” ) {
// Execute these statements if ”another urine” is SHRIMP and
// ”urine” is YELLOW
}

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You can’t beta peefood cocktail.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

These are just your BASIC ingredients.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

100 IF P = swallowed THEN GOTO toilet
200 RUN !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Goes nicely with ”Designers Crap Crab”

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

There’s probably a For Dummies book on this.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Regular developers release code.
Our programmers have accidents.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The urine came out of the programmer while he was manipulating his bits.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

One byte of this is enough.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter! Is it frozen, or freshly picked from the …………. pool?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Now I know why my Computer Fries

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

I guess a programmer doesn’t have a very big one after all…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Tyler Durden strikes again.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

I think this is just a very bad machine translation for “sperm cell.”

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Assembler required.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– One Programmers Urine Shrimp to go, Sir?
– Actually, to go away, please.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Those shrimp are looking a little too pixelated to be appetizing.
Urine trouble Mr. Programmer!

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

But if they work for Microsoft, you get Micro-Shrimp

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“Urine shrimp.” I can’t understand the confusion. I’d pee myself too, if they threw me into a tub of boiling water.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

SHRIMP. The new programming language. It leaves your network with some very cross stations,.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Seqential
Holographic
Random
Information – encrypted
Mega
Programme

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

now available at the Apple store

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Well, we know what’ll be on the front cover of the O’Reilly book.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Are you OK, Sir?
– Just open the Windows, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Programmers urine shrimp = code baby pees = cold baby peas? 😕

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Yelly-fish!

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

Pissing shrimp, slows your stream dramatically.

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

There is not a Kernel of truth to this statement

smeezekitty
smeezekitty
7 years ago

Pee from C programmers is the best! Be sure sure to give it a test!

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

I accidentally downloaded a virus.
Now I have PUS on my laptop.

me
me
7 years ago

IN BRINE!

Doctor Q
7 years ago

I got a virus from eating this.

mustafa
mustafa
3 months ago

lmao wtf

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2020 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
43
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x