Tastes better than my old bath mat

Tastes better than my old bath mat

posted on 8 Mar 2013 in Toiletries

Because NOT falling in the shower is also funny…

Photo courtesy of Michelle Stercel.
Found in Australia (imported from China?).

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Can be interchanged with a whoopee cushion.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hmmm… Tastes funny

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

*Rolling On the Floor-mat Laughing My Ass Off*

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

….. because an empty bath mat is just… sad.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The only bath mat that looks up and makes wisecracks about your junk.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Warning: Environmental protection engaged. Fart in the bath and you will be punished!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Tastes like strawberry jam, not toe jam.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Does it also ”Confuse-A-Cat”?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Minty, but with an odd aftertaste.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

It’s a bath mat!
It’s a breath mint!
It’s a bath mat!
It’s a breath mint!

It’s both!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Bath mat does not speak English but it can feel you.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I tasted these but they gave me hickeys on my tongue.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Funny, feeling, good taste, fashionable…. throw in “moonlit walks on the beach” and you’ve got an eHarmony listing.

Jewels
Jewels
7 years ago

Only use when you do the Full Monty.. nad you can leave your hat on.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Mine was very funny when new, but now it’s becoming increasingly pathetic and nasty

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Please horizontally put out

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

These deviled eggs are awfully chewey.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Tadadadadadada… Bathmat!!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

More like half-full funny. Or maybe half-empty funny.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

I’m Al Gore and I approved this bath mat.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

“I don’t often eat my bath mat, but when I do…”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

@J-Luke: “To the Bath-Tub, Robin!”

Chris
Chris
7 years ago
Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Insert carpet munching joke here

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Mine just keeps repeating the same joke: Have you looked at yourself naked in the mirror lately?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Our slogan: ”Don’t slipping in the floor from everybody, HA HA HA HAHAAA!”

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Now your feet can enjoy the minty freshness your mouth gets from brushing your teeth! Just remember to floss between your toes.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@BTU.
What were you doing when you were gnawing on your bath mat?;)

Lobo
7 years ago

Also available in Shower Curtain, and Toilet Plunger flavours. More full funny!

Lobo
7 years ago

Also available in Shower Curtain, and Toilet Plunger flavours. More full funny!

pikapal
7 years ago

I guess this was the bathmat Mrs. Fletcher used in those old Lifecall commercials!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Darling? Did you see my Math Bat?

Paolo
Paolo
7 years ago

Better than Bat Math, Boy Wonder!

Homer
Homer
7 years ago

Mmmmm. Rubbbberrrryyy

Philip Marlow
Philip Marlow
7 years ago

Don’t crack wise with me, flatfoot.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

For rubbery hairballs.

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Shower with a funny ending.

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

More than half funny

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

It would be funny successfully tricking someone into tasting
a bath mat…wouldn’t it bath mat company.

Must be from one of the gag shops.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

♫ My bath mat brings all the boys to the bath… ♫

– Herbert The Pervert

DJM
DJM
7 years ago

I wanna know who gets paid to taste-test these. (“Hey! This one is stale!”)

Doctor Q
7 years ago

If it made jokes while being eaten that would be horrifying.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

Mmm, nice fresh & funny bath mat to eat for supper!

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