This explains the deaf cats

The only thing worse than a rotten child is a fresh one (figuratively speaking).

Fries pulls out the rotten child sounds like a scene from a bad horror movie.

The scary thing is that it actually does say “fried cat ear”. 0o

– Cosmetic of the Lamb, please.

You surface wicker basket LMAO!

Either I eat the meat fried cat ear, or the plate. Decisions decisions.

Too many fries will spoil a child rotten.

I am the lao!

Surface wicker basket.

Spongecake made with lard – DELICIOUS!

Sandusky Fries?

Waste not want not with the one-child rule.

Last one in the oven is a rotten kid!

Fries stuck in his thumb,
Pulled out a rotten child,
And said what a good spud am I!

Fries pulls out a rotten child…but it was too late.

Resident Evil: The Restaurant

There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peaking Moon
The place I eat everyday at noon
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough boys
They fry it real crisp in dough

Yeah umm I’ll just have ‘the plate’ …. *I don’t want anyone to
know I’m ordering the meat fried cat ear sshhh, especially
not the deaf cats…although they’re probably onto me now
because of my secretive body language* dammit!

You surface wicker basket lao lmao

THE ROTTEN THE CHILD EXPLODES THE STEWED CHICKEN

I think I´ll better wait for “Meat fried cat ear – The Movie”

Mmm… mmm… mmmm….. ‘Dems good eatin’ right there.

Cannibalism: The Restaurant

If only more rotten children were deep fried…

You can always tell who the rotten children are when the fries pull them out.