This explains the deaf cats

This explains the deaf cats

posted on 14 Mar 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

This dish will look good on you…

Photo courtesy of Sonya Louise.
Menu found in China. 

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Lora
Lora
7 years ago

The only thing worse than a rotten child is a fresh one (figuratively speaking).

Rita
Rita
7 years ago

Fries pulls out the rotten child sounds like a scene from a bad horror movie.

michelle
michelle
7 years ago

The scary thing is that it actually does say “fried cat ear”. 0o

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Cosmetic of the Lamb, please.

Federico
Federico
7 years ago

You surface wicker basket LMAO!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Either I eat the meat fried cat ear, or the plate. Decisions decisions.

concerned parent
concerned parent
7 years ago

Too many fries will spoil a child rotten.

wicked basket
wicked basket
7 years ago

I am the lao!

Surface wicker basket.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Spongecake made with lard – DELICIOUS!

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
7 years ago

Sandusky Fries?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Waste not want not with the one-child rule.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Last one in the oven is a rotten kid!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Fries stuck in his thumb,
Pulled out a rotten child,
And said what a good spud am I!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Fries pulls out a rotten child…but it was too late.

RT
RT
7 years ago

Resident Evil: The Restaurant

Tai Fu
Tai Fu
7 years ago

There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peaking Moon
The place I eat everyday at noon
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough boys
They fry it real crisp in dough

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Yeah umm I’ll just have ‘the plate’ …. *I don’t want anyone to
know I’m ordering the meat fried cat ear sshhh, especially
not the deaf cats…although they’re probably onto me now
because of my secretive body language* dammit!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

You surface wicker basket lao lmao

garudamon11
garudamon11
7 years ago

THE ROTTEN THE CHILD EXPLODES THE STEWED CHICKEN

eir
eir
7 years ago

I think I´ll better wait for “Meat fried cat ear – The Movie”

DJM
DJM
7 years ago

Mmm… mmm… mmmm….. ‘Dems good eatin’ right there.

Doctor Q
7 years ago

Cannibalism: The Restaurant

TS
TS
5 years ago

If only more rotten children were deep fried…

Engrish are fuunii!
Engrish are fuunii!
5 years ago

You can always tell who the rotten children are when the fries pull them out.

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