This explains the deaf cats

Cat on a plate and rotten children. What a selection!

Fried Cat? Car? Ahh! Road kill.

Is the car ear a cosmetic meat.

Cosmetic meat, from the liposuction clinic.

Don’t even think about collagen!

Go forth and spongecake!

You don’t want to know about the third spongecake.

That is how the fairy became pregnant. It was not mountn’ mushrooms, but sitting on a toadstool.

Waiter! This child is rotten!

– Waiter! My rotten child is full of flies!

This is not the degustation menu.

This is the regurgitation menu.

The cat didn’t think it was the least bit cosmetic.

@ jjhitt: oops – unintentionally!

@Seventy2rd o clock: Offense! I fry you with meat! The plate! The cat ears!

For the fifth spongecake we’ll try to get the shape right.

♫My poor old moggy,
Is all red and flat and soggy.
He tried to race a truck,
But he ran right out of luck,
He’s nobodys moggy now,
Yowwww owwww wooowww♪

Forth spongecake? Will somebody keep those damned programmers away from the food!

Cosmetic meat, to go with Lady Gaga’s dress.

Daily beauty routine: Preheat face to 350 degrees. Apply lard. Cover with wicker basket.

Waiter! What’s this rotten child? I ordered brat wurst!

Fried cat ear…. and the other parts of the cat they won’t mention.

Let’s cosmeticeating meet

So those Chinese restaurant jokes aren’t jokes after all.

I’ve seen rotten kids but never on a menu before.

You surface wicker basket, I Laughing Ass Off!

@ jjhitt: Nnnnnnoooooo!!! Do everything, just no cat eeeaaaaaarrrrghgrgll-…

@ Droll not Troll: Lao My Ass Off! ;p

@DnT. Der Burghers sind besser am Hungry Jacks.

@ mickeygreeneyes: I’ve seen a lot of spoiled kids. It looks like in China the parents are not very patient with them.

– A cosmetic leg, please. And put that snotface back to grave!

@DnT. This is called: Making the best of der Wurst.

UFOs – Unidentifiable Food Objects.

Cosmetic meat? No, thanks. It was disgusting enough to use sugar and honey for exfoliation. 😡

Ah, how time fries!

You surface wicker basket you!

I like Neko Mimi des!

SpongeBob Square Lard. Rotten kids. What is better than lifes story?

Cosmetic meat fries cat ear, which pulls out the rotten child to the surface of a wicker basket lao, filled mith lard and mushroom chicken.

(All logical bits assembled and confused by Programmer’s Urine Shrimp)

Another successful Caesarean section performed by acclaimed obstetric surgeon Doctor Edwin Fries!

“You want Fries pulls out rotten child with that?”

Up next: River Soaked Pig of Unknown Origin.

I enjoy any menu that makes corndogs and deep fried Twinkies look like health food.

I don’t want to know what the first three spongcakes were made with, do I?

The rotten child fries can’y be much worse than the “tiny black Easter Bunny eggs”.

No doubt about it Chef. You really are the cat’s ears.

I tried to sponge cake, but Marie Antionette gave me biscuits instead.

Just the kids menu.

Next menu has that traditional Chinese dish: Drau ning cow.

The spongecake is a lie and the lard is a mith.

Of course you are
My bright little star
I’m miles and miles and miles
Pretty files of your rotten childs
And now to suit
Our great computer
You’re cosmetic meat!