Try our My Precious special

Try our My Precious special

posted on 4 Mar 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

…and one ring to Shiatsu them

Photo courtesy of Josh Tyra.
Found in Aqabah, Jordan.
Arabic reads: “Princess of the Rings Chinese
Center for Massage and Sauna”. 

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Try our new Mount Doom massage. You’ll feel hot.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

I thought that was illegal in the middle east.

TargonRedDragon
TargonRedDragon
7 years ago

Smegol approves the Chinese massage, Sam doesn’t.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

We rubs it, we kneads it, must relieve the pressures.

SF
SF
7 years ago

Lady Chatterley Thai Massage Centre

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

Sam: Oh, mister Baggins, can’t explain you how much I’ve always dreamed about giving you a massage.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

The people working there have pointy ears.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit operating a massage parlor. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-massage center, and that means comfort.”

– J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (1937)

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

One does not simply walk into the Suck Ho building.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The world is indeed full of peril and in it there are many dark places.
For a good time, visit number 19 and ask for ‘Candy’.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

What better way to relax after an epic battle or a 6-month trek across Middle Earth than with a refreshing Chinese massage.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Do not ask for the Hobbit foot massage unless you have actual hair on your feet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

A massage from the Lord of the Ring? That’s what I’m Tolkien about!

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

I’ll have the four hour extended version, please.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Happy Endings are preciouse.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

The rest of the rings are lost in translation

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

I’ve heard that if you pay to go in the back room you can see the two towers.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The door is always open!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Haunted by Sadako

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Special today – be bound in the darkness

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I’m afraid the sign is here for display purpose only

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

A massage once in a while is okay. Just don’t make a hobbit of it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

2nd floor: Hairy Potter Massage Asylum

Someone
Someone
7 years ago

Lord of the Ring’s alternate ending: Sauron got hold of the Ring. Having become a “normal” being again rather than just an eye, Sauron went back to living an everyday life. Having missed his hands so much and needing money again, he decided to open a massage center.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

I wouldn’t go in there; I heard it’s run by trolls and orcs.

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

Both have happy endings.

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

“We ought to have squeezed it, yes precious.”

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

Only one?

Funny uncle
Funny uncle
7 years ago

I almost got a disease from looking at the photo

Suchetana Sarkar
Suchetana Sarkar
7 years ago

…and in the darkness massage them.

garudamon11
garudamon11
7 years ago

All your Chinese rings are belong to us

Dan
Dan
7 years ago

One Ring to Bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Majid
Majid
7 years ago

Well, the Lord of the Rings series is called “The King of the Rings” in the Arab world. So it’s supposed to be a pun.

majdi
majdi
7 years ago

Are you still open these days. .
And how I can reach your center in aqaba..
Whats is your contact number and address?

Also I want to know the cost of your massage session with flavour and without flavour?

Matt
Matt
6 years ago

My back pain… Is it left or right?

finley elms-garner
finley elms-garner
6 years ago

if your name is frodo, you have a free precious with every massage

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