Virtual arthropod

Virtual arthropod

posted on 2 Mar 2013 in Snacks

Photo courtesy of Tom Niski.
Found in Yamagata, Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Computer prawn

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

They are when they thaw

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Mmmm… Baby Aliens!

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Virtual shrimps!

SF
SF
7 years ago

Pr0wns.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Fresh shrimps, right off the net.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

How does it feel
To love an electric eel
And borrow anything you cannot steal

(To the tune of Dylan’s “Like a Rolling Stone”)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Pirates from the Crustaceans

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

They can’t be fresh if they’re frozen

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

This shrimps were back-traced and reported to the Cyber Shocker.
As you can see, consequences will never be the same.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I just discovered my computer is a piece of crab!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Oh… Are they… DEAD?!!!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

“Shrimp Austin, aquanaut, a crustacean frozen alive.
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him, we have the technology.
We have the capability to make the world’s first Bionic Shrimp.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Do the Fish Board’s computers dream of bionic Prawns?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Synthetic prawns, designed by the Lithographic Man from the Plasticine age.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Bionic Prawns stick fish hooks in you.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Bionic prawn grab the fish by the throat until you reel them in.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Allied Pacific is a subsidiary of Alien Pacific whose headquarter is at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

They look like regular computer worms

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

3-D printer food.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Cyber-method of use:

1. Connect Shrimp to your computer with active Internet connection
2. It is recommended to connect via USB (Universal Shrimp Bus)
3. Remove all horses, worms, viruses, bacteria and other epidemy
4. Don’t put Shrimp on your motherbeard – your computer will freeze
5. You can use lobster as a mouse
6. Be shocked – fried shrimps!

NOTE: If your computer or Shrimp frequently freezes, use a microwave

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@72rd. Yes they can. They be “freshly frozen”. theyr’arrrrr.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

OMG IQF!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Marum, @ jjhitt : Let’s say if they’re frozen, they’re fresh (freshly frozen or frozenly fresh). But that means, if they’re not frozen, and came directly from the fisherman’s net, they’re not fresh! It’s so simple.

PS: That’s called IQF – IQ of Frozen!

Lobo
7 years ago

They’re just an app…

pikapal
7 years ago

A virtual galaxy of Prawns.

Neko Knight
Neko Knight
7 years ago

” Fresh Frozen Shrimp”
Try saying that five times fast.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

PPVD IQF . . . when ENGrish turns GIBBErish ?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Someone’s been trolling for prawns.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Perfectly Programmed Virtual Dish
Internet Quasi-Food.

Tai Fu
Tai Fu
7 years ago

We are the Cybermen. You will be upgraded or deleted. Bzzzz

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

From PrawnBrokers watch TV.

Czarmangis
Czarmangis
7 years ago

hmmmmmm..can’t really come up with anything here until I see what happens once the bag is open.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Put either one or two of these anywhere and it’s gonna stink.

treese
treese
7 years ago

zigg

knuclear200x
knuclear200x
7 years ago

Fresh level Digimon

Doctor Q
7 years ago

Download is free

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