When they’re not old enough for true style

When they’re not old enough for true style

posted on 5 Mar 2013 in Chinglish, Toys

Paying for it is also a good choice.

Photo courtesy of Stephen Wilt.
Baby doll box found in Venezuela (made in China).  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

We’ll always be carefully together, simulating

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Sounds like a porn movie.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

My style would be to buy this with simulated money. Isn’t that wonderful?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Algernon: The Moppet Movie? 😯

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

And when you’ve finished making carefully, you can try making other adverbs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Her favorite Moppets simulation styles: Miss Twiggy and Caremit the Flog

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy, I hate this doll. It’s trying to emulate Paris Hilton!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: Oh, what’s the problem? All styles are wonderful! :mrgreen:

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“Come to own it together.” — Communist sales pitch.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Simulating is made at here!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

All styles are wonderful!
They are great!
Well, they are pretty good.
Well, they aren’t bad…
Uh, there are styles that aren’t very good though.
They could have been a lot better.
I didn’t really like them.
They are pretty terrible.
They are bad.
They are awful!
They are terrible!
Take ’em away!
Hey, boo!
Boo!

Signed,
Stotler and Wildurf, professional moppets.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Pectolatra: Especially Dairy Style! It’s a True Style, and True Styles are Milking Carefully ;p

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“We are the Bling Borg. You will be simulated. Resistance is futile.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

♫ Oh baby doll!
True styles are making carefully
Oh baby doll!
Oh will you own this style with me?
We’ll simulate a true style
And play with styles that used to be. ♫

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Simulating a true style is actually having a fake style, isn’t it? 😕

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

If all styles are wonderful, I prefere “doggy”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Fashion Girl style of use:

1. Please only simulate here or you will be moppet
2. Carefully suffocating and eating small parts
3. Own it together but wash separately
4. Do not Fashion Grill
5. No Killer Styling

NOTE: If the product the discovery deterioration, please purchase the false style, the fashion and carefully together with this mails back this girl. Let our children more simulating!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

the dolls are playing Gangnam Style

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Sounds fake to me.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Collective Fashion! Let’s own it together. It’s almost like having a real lifestyle.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Simulating a true style: Better known as “woohoo” on The Sims.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Be the best dressed doll in The Matrix

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

Fascist Girl?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Pretty Pink

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Does it infllate to life-size.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

All styles are wonderful, eh? I don’t know, I’ve seen some pretty butt-ugly CSS in the wild.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Own up to it Buddy!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Hmmm. If you shoplift one of these you have problems.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You have no chance to simulate, make your style!

ribbonleaf
ribbonleaf
7 years ago

RIP Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela! 1954-2013

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

If all styles are wonderful, what do I need this for?

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