Where’s my dinner, birtch?!

Where’s my dinner, birtch?!

posted on 21 Mar 2013 in Chinglish, Toys

We swirtched to more gender-appropriate toys

Photo courtesy of Laurin Swango.
Found in Dallas (imported from China). 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

She’ll end up with a bark ache

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Kirsch.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The monster under the bed.
The people under the stairs.
The thing of the kitchen.
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Make me a sandwirch.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Go Barbie Grill, fry the damn Thing!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It’s a female kirchen thing, goes with female nursing thing.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– And what will you cook today, honey?
– No thing!

SF
SF
7 years ago

The German way of fighting church disaffection (kirchen = churches)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If they were looking for a stand-out product name, how about Kidchen?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The thing of the kitchen is usually kept in The Third Drawer Down.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The thing of the kirchen brought to you by the Aadams Farmily.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Mädchen thing belongs to the kirchen thing

l2646134
l2646134
7 years ago

It comes with a cleaning kit.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Feel assured that they will someday cook delicious meals for you…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I feel assured it’s made by ”Toys-R-Ass(u-red)”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ jjhitt: Ice Sand Wirch?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Good for making pretend dumblings.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This toy comes with sound; it plays Shake, Rattle and Roll.
“Get out in that kitchen, rattle those pots and pans.”

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

It may be gender biased, but it’s not as bad as their Heck’s Kirchen, complete with an inflatable Cherf Ramsay.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy! I want Hello Kitschy!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Why is the girl thing in the kirchen thing holding the pirchfork thing?
– To feel assured!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@SF und 72rd.
Das Kirchendinge ist staendiges Rumgebumsen mit die Klosterschwester.:)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Q. Why did the woman cross the road?

A. What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Now where’s that piece of birch?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Oh! Yes thing. Yes thing. YES! YES! YES! (Morticia Adams)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Brainwash your children, with gender stereotyping toys from Mattel.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Play happily and satisfy yourself before leaving the kirchen counter

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

EDIT: Klosterschwesterin.

GwydionM
7 years ago

The Thing of the Kitchen is not watching where it is putting its hands

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

No Thing is scarier than Hell’o’Kitty

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

She’s not barefoot; too young to be pregnant.
So far she’s running one out of three.

RT
RT
7 years ago

wife-beater, divorce paper and restraining order not included

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

“Aww is that your daughter?”

“No she’s just the thing of the kirchen, we don’t
know if she came with a name or not so we call her that”

Blain
Blain
7 years ago

Not strictly accurate as she is not barefoot. That only happens when you buy the $20 trailer park kit that includes the case of beer and the dog.

Birr
Birr
7 years ago

Thank you, Thing.

PoniPoniPoni
PoniPoniPoni
7 years ago

In German, “Kirchen” is the plural of “Kirche”, which means “Church”…

Angie
7 years ago

Ermahgerd! Cookin’ chirckens in the kirchen!

Doctor Q
7 years ago

She’s not human! She’s the thing of the kirchen!

piichan
piichan
7 years ago

erhmagherd, kirchen

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