You must think with your buttocks

You must think with your buttocks

posted on 19 Mar 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Let your mind go

Photo courtesy of Jennifer Raskin.
 Public ladies room sign in Qing Dao, China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I’m a consciously shy girl

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

CAUTION: Do not accidentally pee

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

…. or you could accidentally 3 of a kind.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

But if you’re unconscious it’s OK to let it mellow.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

After a clean air urination

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Be embarrassed now and avoid the rush.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Because if you don’t stop to think about it, you might frush instead.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

With excitement ?
Or em-bare-ass-ment ?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

It’s not just a bowel movement, it’s an EXPERIENCE!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

OM Mani Padme Gurgle gurgle gurgle….

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Disclaimer: Not a medical treatment for water on the brain.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The great Chinese brain drain starts here.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

It’s involuntary when you realize you’ve blundered into the ladies’ room.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

And I did Transcendental Meditation for all those years so I could do THIS?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

I would rather royally flush.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Subconsiously I just peed all over the rim.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

Transcendental Defecation?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Flush before rising from the seat, then you’ll be fully conscious!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I think, therefore it’s gone.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I flush, therefore I am.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I am constipated, therefore I don’t flush.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

… or you get the hose again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Oh, flUsh! Sorry, ladies! *closes coat*

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Just don’t flush the whole pool

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Stare deeply, …deeply, into the white porcelain bowl. *Flushing Noises*

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

If you’re conscientious your conscience will compel continuous conscious flushing.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

unless you incontinently gush, and uncontrollably blush
in which case we ask you to be considerate and use a mop and a brush.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

You flush, you!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Could be an order.

You! Consciously flush.

Lobo
7 years ago

I poop, therefore I am.

GwydionM
7 years ago

Flush once to get a Stream of Consciousness

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

It was a flush and go situation.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

O’ Piddly Boy

♫Then I will hear you softly flush above me,
And you will warm and softer pee,
Then the seat will be up until you put it down,
And it will lie and wait until you return again♪

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Canopy = (can-no-pee) An ailment suffered by elderley scotsmen.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

A sudden jet of ice-cold water up your —- would certainly render you concious.

Paolo
Paolo
7 years ago

Too, shy shy, flush flush, eye to eye…
Kajagogoo anyone? Consciously, of course!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Me Toilet. You flush.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I can only do it in a Rapid Bowel Movement sleep

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Sign for smart ass.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

AFTER having unconsciously pooped (!!)

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
7 years ago

Looks like the sign essentially says “please flush it yourself.”

me
me
7 years ago

That’s funny because I consciously don’t flush. The horrified screams really make my day.

Fredly Frendson
Fredly Frendson
7 years ago

Or Not…

Doctor Q
7 years ago

/ flush flush / Hey, i’m awake.

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