“Nailpolish remover” that simply removes the nail.

You can find it in our shelves right next to the russian roulette set.

R2D2 reparature set?

Remove your callus in Chinese style…

Manicure? Screw that!

Too bad there’s only one screwdriver – a strong anesthetic is always welcome

In other words: when you’re in a pinch you are screwed, because you couldn’t cut it.

The perfect manicure set for the torture chamber

Thats a hard way to get nailed.

Finally I can fix my lamb

Liyu Manicure Set: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Is “Luyi” Chinese for “stumpy” ?

The emphasis is on “manic”…

This is for manicures? Come on, pull the other one!

Marketed by Admiral General Aladeen.

Their cookery set includes a machete, a flame thrower and a concrete mixer.

Manicure set for the Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.

The ‘lip & eye remover’ is a thing of the past!

Found in the Health and Brutality section.

Now, who needs the Spanish Inquisition?

All residents of Guantanamo Bay get their sets free.

The builders’ set lets you build a house with ease
featuring nail scissors an emery board, nail polish remover
and cotton balls.

Buy 2 and receive a free Black & Decker Brazilian brushcutter

Sadism & Manicurism

Looks more for the removal of nails than care

I wouldn’t be surprised seeing these in stores here soon.
We just had the gay marriage bill passed in New Zealand.
Given Liyu’s crude nature they will probably market them
towards the ‘butch types’.
‘Buy your Anniversary gift from Liyu!’

Where’s the hammer?

CAUTION: It may produce small parts, not suitable for children and mischievous cook

No doubt Jax is the store manager!

I sure don’t want to see the pedicure set.

I guess one way to break a nail-biting habit is to remove them…

Approved by Chairman Mao.

Found in the Ministry of State Security commissary.

STRUTH! in advertising

Also makes children eat Broccoli.

Jaqckie Onassis used this to get the Callus off Aristotle’s male part.

Edit = Jackie

Highly recommended by Torquemada.

For all Nine Inch Nails fans

Made in China. Intended for the Mordor market.

This is why you go to the Koreans for manicures!

If that’s the manicure set, I’d hate to see the shaving kit!

also try our new facial kit. includes blowtorch, serrated butterfly knife and highly concentrated acid.

hi, i’m bob vila, and today we will showing you how to perform a manicure

For all of your ingrown and curling nail needs.

In the Hair-care aisle you can find a wonderful new
range of Fear-dryers and Operant Conditioners.

For robots…

CIA Manicure set

@jjhitt, the hammer is in the hairdressing set !

The Chinese mistakenly thought the SAW movies were beauty training lessons.

for all those robots with nail disorders