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posted on 28 Apr 2013 in Buildings

Nothing to see here…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

A shoe in

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The Feast of Untied Shoes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

In-out. Notify about.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

If we’re open, we’re closed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The shop that brought the Shoes out of Egypt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Guaranteed no yeast infections from these shoes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

CAUTION: Don’t avoid!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’m Moses Malone and I approved this message.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Only the right shoe, but take your pick! rearry cheap.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

and I thought the Israelites wore sandals when they crossed the deserts.

GwydionM
7 years ago

A shoe shop for people with no left leg

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Our shoes are guaranteed to last through 40 years of hiking in the desert.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

100% Kosher materials.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

I shouldn’t have been surprised I didn’t that promotion to assistant manager.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

“I have nothing against your right leg. Unfortunately, neither do you.”

Peter Cook to Dudley Moore.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

“Hey, what’s that thing painted on the wall outside of the store?”
“A shoe.”
“What?”
“A shoe! A shoe!”
“Bless you.”
” -_-“

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

I shouldn’t have been surprised I didn’t get that promotion to assistant manager.
(Better!)

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

How is this shop different from all other shops?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Don’t shop here. Just strap a pair of matzohs onto your feet!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

and the Lord said to Moses through the burning bush,

“Take down your sneakers for the ground you are standing on is holy”.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I’ll be schlepping out in these tomorrow.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

There is no such thing as onelegged joggers. They’re called hoppers.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

We are Jewish. To illustrate two joggers, we would have to have rented a bigger sho. That would have cost more rent.

Did I mention we are Jewish?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

sho = shop.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Ben. Does that mean I can eat my boots if I get desperate?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“MOSES!! DO YOU WANT SOME JOGGERS FOR YOUR PEOPLE?”

‘Lord. We are a poor people. How much?’

“FREE MOSES! FREE!”

‘Ahh Lord! I take nine!’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I can’t get over it.

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Forget the mezuzah on the door, just leave two large cartons on the sidewalk. God will just hop over…

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

@Marum: Sure, if you want; but the manna and quail are a lot tastier.

NeoRage
NeoRage
7 years ago

Clise be with you!

RT
RT
7 years ago

this is what a basketball shoe company run by Amare Stoudamire would look like

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Big foot was here!

Sarah846
Sarah846
7 years ago

Funny, you don’t rook Jewish.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

Don’t you mean “Shoe-ish?”

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