Heart Disease available upon request

Heart Disease available upon request

posted on 6 Apr 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

It’s morbidly delicious!

Photo courtesy of Wei-Lyn Chung.
Found in Damascus, Syria. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Not pork however.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You want alcohol with your meal? Fat chance!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Homo U.S.?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The homous is so fat it can’t even see its meat.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– A heart attack to go. And make it quick, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Appetizers first. Exploders later.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

It must be the opposite of a liposuction.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Are they syrias?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Your ambulance is ready, Sir.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Aren’t they called “bears”?

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Defibrillator available at our downtown location !

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The Force of Gravity is strong with this one.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

A light snack for Mr Creosote.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Just a wafer.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: Please only die here or you will be punished

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Syriaously! This stuff will kill you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter! Is this a dead fatso on my table?!
– Not at all, Sir. He just doesn’t feel well.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Can I just go with the baba ganoush with veggies and anorexia?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

OT: I’m guessing “berfict” is their rendering of “perfect”, since Arabic is typologically odd in lacking a b/p phonetic distinction.

I studied linguistics with an Saudi Arabian guy who joked (looong before 9/11) that he should never try to go to an airport with a “pump” in his luggage, it just would not end well. He tended to pronounce the word typology as “tybology.” True story.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

That’s not Syrian. That’s Sithian.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

We values diseasess, oh yesss!

garudamon11
garudamon11
7 years ago

Berfict… typical Arabic error :p

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I’m on obesity diet!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Grilled and fried Kebah. I can tell you – Kebah is somewhat peeved about this.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

I’m sorry, waiter, there’s a gaping whole in this meat. It’s not very attractive. Could I please see the appetizer before it’s been befict?

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Sometimes Engrish means *more* truth in advertising.

Ducky
Ducky
7 years ago

It was only a matter of time before they ran out of titles for Ron Jeremy movies.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
7 years ago

Naeah, obesity, that’s not berfict! Go to search for berfiction somewhere else.

kateybaby
kateybaby
7 years ago

Yes, I’d like a Homo and a heart attack please!

shadowrunner
shadowrunner
7 years ago

For anyone wondering what the Arabic text means, it’s Chickpea (homous, Google Translator) with meat and margarine.
Oddly enough, “margarine” is misspelled even in the Arabic caption and reads “obesity”.
“Kebah Naeah” (كبة نية) is babelfish for a local meatball recipe (literally “raw balls”, wih balls being the same word in Arabic for “knit balls”). And the third line is “fried or grilled meatballs”.

Unown
Unown
7 years ago

Marik: I ordered a Kadah, not a Kabah

M
M
7 years ago

They meant “Perfect” when they said “Berfict” it’s just an arab thing to mix between B and P all the time…
and the idiot who used google to translate the arabic word for “margarine”, forgot that it has a similar arabic word that means obesity…

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