I’ll be gone in the morning…

I’ll be gone in the morning…

posted on 26 Apr 2013 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Spotted on middle aged woman in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Dancing? Drinking? Parlour Activities?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

But make sure you leave the money on the nightstand.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If you’re gonna be “good” all night, forget it! 😈

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

I think she’s really the bag woman.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

So that’s where ‘Good Night’ comes from?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Is she a mistress or a mattress?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Ask me about Rohypnol.

SF
SF
7 years ago

Best before the date printed on the front.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

“Say good night, Dick”.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Any woman whose pocketbook is made from the Union Jack is one hot number indeed.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

I hope this isn’t just lip service.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

I have a very weak bladder, my dear, so all night I’ll be coming and going.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

The sweater or her? It is an important question.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Discounts Available!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Because you don’t want to see her in daylight.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

When the morning comes, she expires.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Sounds good. I’ve met men who are only good for part of the night.

GwydionM
7 years ago

The bad news is, she’s facing forward in the photo

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

The companion sweatshirt says “Never Spilled a Drop.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

As long as you are gone before the Sun comes up.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Q. Which glasses make ALL women look beautiful?

A. Beer glasses.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Pectolatra. ‘Tis like the old saying:

A hard man is good to find.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Her nickname is “Oyster”.

In the morning, you have to prise her off the pylon.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Actually! I would have thought ; “God for all night” would have been a better message. The punctuation is up to you.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@davonbir. Did you say “Dis c-unts available”?

RT
RT
7 years ago

disclaimer: not good once every 30 nights.

Rick Garrett
Rick Garrett
7 years ago

Not exactly a trip to Buckingham Palace.

NeoRage
NeoRage
7 years ago

Then she turns back into a pumpkin!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Hmmm… The font’s about right; was this a promotional shirt from a Nick at Night all-night Good Times marathon?

Flurng
Flurng
7 years ago

Now, TOMMORROW, on the other hand…….

Rob Turner
Rob Turner
7 years ago

I guess it pays to advertise…

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