Keep knives away from cook

Keep knives away from cook

posted on 21 Apr 2013 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Danny Lynch.
Menu found in Thailand. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– And a large steak, please.
– Meat, chicken or beef, Sir?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Would you like something to drunk, Sir?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I was wondering why I hadn’t heard anything about Condoleeza Rice lately.

GwydionM
7 years ago

Blunt the knives and burn the corks
Throw the sauce to the mischifous cook

(But don’t let him near the sea, the fishermen are complaining.)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Throw mischievous cook the sauce- FOOD FIGHT!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Drunk the sea and you’ll definitely throw. Up!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

The sauce hit the cook, then the cook hit the sauce.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Throw the cook a mischievous look .

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Spagettey? The whole thing sounds fusilly!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

All meals severed with rubber folk and exploding buns.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Habitual sea drinkers, next on Dr. Drew.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Cook? I thought you said crook.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Fried rice American = Popcorn

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

The cook doesn’t realize April Fool’s Day is over!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Spagettey recipe:

1. Cook mischievous habitually
2. Throw the sauce tomatoey
3. Taste if okeydokey
4. Spagettey

NOTE: Do not Britney!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

-Spagettey and French Fries;

-Spagettey, Chicken and French Fries;

-Spagettey and Steak;

-Steak Spagettey Chicken and Steak;

-Spagettey, French Fries and Steak;

-Spagettey, French Fries, Chicken and Steak;

-Steak, French Fries, Chicken and Steak;

-Steak, Spagettey, Steak, Steak, French Fries and Steak; Steak, Steak, Steak, Spagettey and Steak;

-Steak, Steak, Steak, Steak, Steak, Steak, Steak, Fried Rice, Steak, Steak, Steak, and Steak;

-Throw mischievous cook habitually drunk the sea, served in throw mischievous cook the sauce, garnished with American, Chicken rude and unreasonable and a french friend on top and Steak

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Now those drunken sailors can put the blame on the cook

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Rum.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

And I just said something innocuous – like: “Hey! Songitrat old chap. Chuck us some spaghetti will you?”

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

And pray the mischievous cook doesn’t throw it back at you.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Was this cook also the captain of the Exxon Valdez?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

FRUIT CAKE RECIPE FROM THE COOK Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and check in the cup of drier fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in… Read more »

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Make him walk the plank

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Part menu, part list of things to do…the writer is
really asking the customers to help throw the drunk, scallywag
cook into the sea.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Throw and must drink at sea.

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

throw the mischievous salad

hebrusinglish
hebrusinglish
7 years ago

What shall we do with a drunken cook earlye in the morning?
Throw him in the sea ’till he’s sober earlye in the morning.

JoeG
JoeG
7 years ago

If you can read Thai, the one labeled “Steak Beef” is actually pork! (“Steak Meat” reads beef in Thai)

tom
tom
7 years ago

steak fries
steak spaghetti
steak cook

Ronda
6 years ago

No wonder the cooks are habitually drunk if you keep throwing them the sauce…

T
T
6 years ago

1. Cook makes “spagettey”. Sauce is weird tasting–maybe poisoned?

2. Throw mischeivous cook the sauce, make him cook new one.

3. Cook botches it again…

4. Find the bottle of whiskey hidden in his apron….

5. Throw mischeivous cook, who is habitually drunk, in the sea

See, now it all makes sense! XD

Joona1410
Joona1410
6 years ago

STEAK STEAK RECIPE FROM THE COOK:
Take a rpp,faco;otoes.of and mangle it. Throw it into a bowl. Take a spagettey and put it in the bowl. Mix the spagettey and rpp,faco;otoes.of. Now put in some mischeivous. Mix again. Then throw a steak on it. Now you’ve got some steak steak!

Joona1410
Joona1410
6 years ago

Bork,bork,bork!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Miss steak made a meat steak

Myself
4 years ago

That cook is more than just mischievous if he habitually drinks the sea. Think of all the fish he’s endangering!

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