Chair doesn’t want you to get up yet.

Chair doesn’t want you to get up yet.

posted on 16 Apr 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

It doesn’t have a seat–it’s got a lap…

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Found in Jeju, Korea. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Keep away from my special place, furniture! I hardly know you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Even Scotchgard won’t keep that out of the fabric.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

To be with you … to be with you … to be with you … *snores*

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

”Your special place”…

Silent Hill?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

The love seat isn’t that lovely

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

When it’s not satisfied with your life, it leaves a message: ”Please not sitting on ME!”

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Strange furniture to person contact.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

It’s not a stain, it’s residual coziness coexisting with the fabric.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The furniture wants to be with you in the place….. at the time…. with the thing…. ahhh, we’ll work out the details later.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Arrgh! A bunch of stalkers! Please don’t build a wall around us…
Or even a fort of furniture for that matter.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

I suspect this is from the packaging for a toilet seat.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Our 2011 furniture range is so special we haven’t made
a new range since.
And we don’t plan on making any new furniture in the future too.
This range is too special to us.

That’s why we wan’t to move in with you!
Because a place enables us to be with you…
A place to be with you…

Don’t be scared customer! We’re not obsessed with you!
We’re just crazy about the furniture!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It’s all sofa king insinuating.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I hope the place also enables my Internet Collection

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

If your special place is flowing, you better see a doctor. You may have the clap.

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

Furniture, I’m breaking up with you. I just need my space.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Korean Ikea comes with complimentary termites.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Don’t do THAT to the knothole!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Coziness that flow from my special place? Anal acoustics!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

The furniture is cozy enough, but it definitely needs more umlauts.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The “collection” comes when you fall behind in your payments.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Yes. An eight foot tall 400lb Viking arrives, and removes your special place.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

From our Harm Chair range.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Voyeristic furniture.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

For those who like to sit in the private of their own… homes.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Sorry about the coziness. OxiClean ought to take care of that. My special place hasn’t been the same since prison.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Maybe I’m crazy, but this sign makes perfect sense to me!

kateybaby
kateybaby
7 years ago

Don’t make me take you to my special place!

Rita
Rita
7 years ago

This chair will look lovelier and cozier with my butt on it. Ops, a fart just came from my special place.

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