My family uses Yirenbao!

My family uses Yirenbao!

posted on 3 Apr 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Ken & Sarah Brown.
Found in a hotel in Fujian, Fuzhou, China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Do I have to stop after 3 minutes?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Afterthem! Those private parts are getting away!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Mom, there’s someone from Family Protective Services here to see you.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Rub it wherever you like

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Put it in your AZONE.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

After rubbing on private parts, intrusion of privacy follows.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Yirenbao, you promised … !!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Did we mention you can use it in the bath?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Was it a refreshing feeling after use for you too?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

This is actually fairly well-written, mostly grammatically correct, and understandable. Not much in the way of Engrish here.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

This is my second most popular product I have never used

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I always flush the toilet to press the button, but I never wash to clean with water!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

♪ ♫
Rub it in, rub it in
Rub it in, rub it in
I feel the tingle begin
You’re gettin’ under my skin
Rub it in, rub it in. ♪ ♫

Rm
Rm
7 years ago

A wonderful ‘self help’ method for being a successful person..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Keep your parts, Private!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Dear Yirenbao,

You say the product is suitable for family use but you don’t specify which family.
My case comes up next week.

Yours,
Successful Person.

Rm
Rm
7 years ago

And that’s the secret of my success..

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

“It puts the Yerenbao on the skin, or it gets disease again!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It vertically puts out the old horny

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Knead knead knead… success!!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

♪ ♫
If I kneaded dew
Would you come to me.. ♪ ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Yirenbao Song

♪ With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub
And a rub-a-dub all day long
With a rud-a-dud-dud and a scrud-a-dud-dud
I’d sing this Chinese song! ♪

(scrub repeatedly)

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

They only provided Vsage for the female private parts. Where’s the Psage for men?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

CHINA SHENYANG YIRENBAO BIOHAZARD PRODUCT CO. LTD.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

We use AZONE technology these days; GSPOT process is so 20th century.

emily
emily
7 years ago

Specially formulated for housewives who enjoy kneading and scrubbing.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Also ask about our special red product (heh-heh).

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

So, if you want to be a successful person, rely on a douchebag.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

This is a product that everyone kneads.

Lobo
7 years ago

If you knead for more than 3 minutes you’re playing with it.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If I rubbed it on my private parts for three minutes, sex would be unnecessary. Therefore it really would prevent infection.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Sarah Lee kneads it and folds it, and kneads it and folds it, and then kneads it and folds it again.

“I’m yours Sarah! I’m yours!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

They’re not kidding, it really does work best in the bath, using it in the kitchen got all sorts of funny looks from family.

Paolo
Paolo
7 years ago

It will feel good, didn’t it?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Vsage. To use inside private parts – use a bottle-brush.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

BEWARE OF THE LATENT GERM!!!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

It appears he or she lives somewhere in China.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Q. How do you know Yirenbao?

A. When she alps you on the backside and says: “You’re in boyo.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@A Non-y Mouse Ahm Cess. Pucker up baby.

RT
RT
7 years ago

who needs to worry about spending another night alone when you have yirenbao!

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Short form:
1. Lather
2. Rinse
3. Repeat

Huggzie
Huggzie
7 years ago

Now with 0% saponin’
😀 Aaahahaha

GwydionM
7 years ago

Protects against latent genms. Practicing germs we can do nothing about.

anyonomus
7 years ago

A product you says is good for whole family? I have been looking for someone who not judge like you. I take 50 bottles and will rub a dub dub in the tub.-A pervert who is not me-

Flurng
Flurng
7 years ago

Vse onry as dilected!

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