Tourists: look directly into my eyes…
Photo courtesy of 孙坚.
Sign found at a Beijing park.
Being self-restraint will give you a new leash on life.
I usually just 3-D print it.
Tourist, be a Self – Masochist!
Lest the thought police take you away
Finally I can play dog in park
Imagine yourself landed in jail being a bad tourist!
Please keep yourself on a leash at all times.
Our uniformed, smiling hypnotists are available to help you comply.
Straitjackets available at the park entrance.
Warning: Self-restraint may make you imagination moldy.
I’m out: My imagination is appallingly ill-mannered.
Chinese Atlas: Be a good tourist, would you kindly?
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Don’t ask about bad tourists. We have no record of them.
– Officer, my wife got out of control!
My imagination was sent to a forced labor camp long ago.
Imagine a reclining Buddha here… and here
A well-mannered imagination, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to be Self-restraint and be a good Tourist, shall not be infringed.
@coffeebot: And then you’d be saying “I gotta get me some of that.”
All tourists are made in the same mold. However, some are mouldier than others.
To moldly go where no man has gone before. Captain Kilk.
Major attractions: Great Wall of Traffic, Buddha’s Taco Stand, Phallic Picnic Grounds.
It was obvious in the third picture that the lady’s husband’s well-mannered imagination went moldy when he pretended to be a magician who could whip the picnic cloth out from beneath the food…
“these are not the tourist attractions you are looking for”
I imagine….. imagine… I imagine MOLD… moldy… everything is moldy and good mannered!
Sit, Tourist. Stay. Spend.
but I’ve always imagined myself to be well-mannered !
“May we remind you” – it’s an offer you can’t refuse.
I feel moldy already.
says your frienldy everyday neighborhood dictator