Please be obey

Please be obey

posted on 24 Apr 2013 in Chinglish

Tourists: look directly into my eyes…

Photo courtesy of  孙坚.
Sign found at a Beijing park.  

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Being self-restraint will give you a new leash on life.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I usually just 3-D print it.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Tourist, be a Self – Masochist!

Algernon
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Algernon

Lest the thought police take you away

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Finally I can play dog in park

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Imagine yourself landed in jail being a bad tourist!

DrLex
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DrLex

Please keep yourself on a leash at all times.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Our uniformed, smiling hypnotists are available to help you comply.

DrLex
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DrLex

Straitjackets available at the park entrance.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Warning: Self-restraint may make you imagination moldy.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Edit: You=your.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

I’m out: My imagination is appallingly ill-mannered.

JohnZ
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JohnZ

Chinese Atlas: Be a good tourist, would you kindly?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

For more information on the Relatively Centralized Power of Administrative Penalties on Municipality Management go to
http://www.bjcg.gov.cn/english/

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Don’t ask about bad tourists. We have no record of them.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Officer, my wife got out of control!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

My imagination was sent to a forced labor camp long ago.

coffeebot
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Imagine a reclining Buddha here… and here

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

A well-mannered imagination, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to be Self-restraint and be a good Tourist, shall not be infringed.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

@coffeebot: And then you’d be saying “I gotta get me some of that.”

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2000-02-24/

Marum
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Marum

All tourists are made in the same mold. However, some are mouldier than others.

Sparky
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Sparky

To moldly go where no man has gone before. Captain Kilk.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Major attractions: Great Wall of Traffic, Buddha’s Taco Stand, Phallic Picnic Grounds.

Lora
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Lora

It was obvious in the third picture that the lady’s husband’s well-mannered imagination went moldy when he pretended to be a magician who could whip the picnic cloth out from beneath the food…

RT
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RT

“these are not the tourist attractions you are looking for”

Huggzie
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Huggzie

I imagine….. imagine… I imagine MOLD… moldy… everything is moldy and good mannered!

Bob T
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Bob T

Sit, Tourist. Stay. Spend.
Heel, Tourist.

emily
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emily

but I’ve always imagined myself to be well-mannered !

GwydionM
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“May we remind you” – it’s an offer you can’t refuse.

Jan
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Jan

I feel moldy already.

tom
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tom

says your frienldy everyday neighborhood dictator

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