Please exit the exit

Please exit the exit

posted on 9 Apr 2013 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of Michael Werker.
Warning sign found at Tokyo Tower shops.

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Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

I think my kid can handle it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Don’t Drink Child!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Drinking by mistake = alcoholism

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Please wear the protector when enter or child will exit your entrance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This entrance is for cans only. All others please use the door where suffocation is not serious.

coffeebot
7 years ago

I heard you liked entering so I put an entrance in your entrance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Drinking by mistake is a major cause of small children.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Aaaand…. inhale.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: Just our guest can

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

No end in sight to the Japanese comma shortage.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

No eating cookies while protecting the protector.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I haven’t been drinking, I’m simply entranced by the thought of entering this entrance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The danger of suffocation comes from reading this sign aloud.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’ve known happy drunks and crying drunks, but there ain’t nothing worse than a serious drunk.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The accessories that are not mobile are the ones that have been drinking by mistake.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Being in danger of being serious? Engrish!

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

What brave children

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Are you ready to Rock?!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Drinking, children, suffocation, danger, mistake… I think I’ll enter at the exit.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

I can handle the drinking and the small child child, just not at the same time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Enter and you’re welcome to come again

GwydionM
7 years ago

Ask the protector about suffocation being humourous

GwydionM
7 years ago

When drinking, first guard your entrances from small children

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Would you class a condom as an accessory?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

One of my female friends and I, lost our virginity together when we were 12. Thus, I assume we were able to enter the entrance enough to handle it.

Ducky
Ducky
7 years ago

Attention! Please warn the protector in being in danger of being kicked in the teeth by a small horse wearing boxing gloves.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Mr. Yuk is reeeeed, Mr. Yuk is deeeaaad, muhahahaha!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

Entering the entrance — are you child enough to handle it?

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Can enter the entrance! But do not go backward.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

I think the sign writer made a mistake by drinking before work.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You must be this small to enter the entrance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum: I’d class a condom as an accessory before the f-act. 😉

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

But officer, I only drunk by mistake! It wasn’t my fault!

Tom P.
Tom P.
7 years ago

You want the entrance? You can’t *handle* the entrance!

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Please warn the protector that tree-of-life is not available past this point.

Stan
Stan
6 years ago

Please enter the exit.

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