Splendid Satisfaction

My brain throws a NullPointerException.

Manufactured exclusively for Jack Benny by Rochester designs.

This gets you no wear.

Just a fashionable piece of sheet

I’m so satisfied I’ll never have to wear it.

We values good taste for your money and give full consideration for ripping you off

I though this was manufacturd.
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Possibly NSFW.

My favorite garments I have never worn are Engrish T-shirts

MC Hammer says “You can’t wear this!”.

The Emperor’s new clothes.

I prefer garments, manufacturd by Excremental Magnificence

Well, it is reasonable to assume that if the tag is still on the garment has not yet been worned.

This is the highest grade cloth and it’s still number 2.

What – it’s NEW?!

These garments turned out to be the… ♫ best thing I never had ♫

Just checking: Everybody knows that a word in bold type in one of these comments is probably a link to click on, right?

@DnT: We’re all waiting to get home from work 😉

We values good taste, we does, my preciousss.

I always buy garments I have worn at least once.

We values our customer and seek a good taste of them

Aha! The Emperor has no clothes!

You can’t get no satisfaction.

Curiosity killed the cat. Now Satisfaction scratches my back.

What are you doing down there on your knees, Yoshimi?

“I am having a good taste of honourable customer.”

“maufacturd” Describes the quality that comes out of our factory.

It is not rated A1.

More like S2.

these unsuspecting customers don’t know we have switched their main entree with our new splendid satisfaction dress. let’s see if they notice the difference

Never wears out.

By the makers of the Magnificent Adequacy line of codpieces.

Obviously the same fabric as the Emperor’s New Clothes 😉

The highest grade – XXXL

We values lax spellings.

Mmmmmm! YUM! Thats some tasty facric! Still needs ketchup though…

fabric*

Outside your price range.

Never wear this suit. Allowed not you.