Splendid Satisfaction

Splendid Satisfaction

posted on 2 Apr 2013 in Clothing

Clothing tag found in Japan.
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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

My brain throws a NullPointerException.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

Manufactured exclusively for Jack Benny by Rochester designs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

This gets you no wear.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Just a fashionable piece of sheet

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

I’m so satisfied I’ll never have to wear it.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

We values good taste for your money and give full consideration for ripping you off

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I though this was manufacturd.
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Possibly NSFW.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

My favorite garments I have never worn are Engrish T-shirts

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

MC Hammer says “You can’t wear this!”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The Emperor’s new clothes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I prefer garments, manufacturd by Excremental Magnificence

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Well, it is reasonable to assume that if the tag is still on the garment has not yet been worned.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This is the highest grade cloth and it’s still number 2.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

What – it’s NEW?!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

These garments turned out to be the… ♫ best thing I never had ♫

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Just checking: Everybody knows that a word in bold type in one of these comments is probably a link to click on, right?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

@DnT: We’re all waiting to get home from work 😉

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

We values good taste, we does, my preciousss.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I always buy garments I have worn at least once.

GwydionM
7 years ago

We values our customer and seek a good taste of them

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Aha! The Emperor has no clothes!

Ducky
Ducky
7 years ago

You can’t get no satisfaction.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Curiosity killed the cat. Now Satisfaction scratches my back.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

What are you doing down there on your knees, Yoshimi?

“I am having a good taste of honourable customer.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“maufacturd” Describes the quality that comes out of our factory.

It is not rated A1.

More like S2.

RT
RT
7 years ago

these unsuspecting customers don’t know we have switched their main entree with our new splendid satisfaction dress. let’s see if they notice the difference

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Never wears out.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

By the makers of the Magnificent Adequacy line of codpieces.

Lynda
Lynda
7 years ago

Obviously the same fabric as the Emperor’s New Clothes 😉

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

The highest grade – XXXL

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

We values lax spellings.

Huggzie
Huggzie
7 years ago

Mmmmmm! YUM! Thats some tasty facric! Still needs ketchup though…

Huggzie
Huggzie
7 years ago

fabric*

Derek
Derek
7 years ago

Outside your price range.

The Blob
The Blob
7 years ago

Never wear this suit. Allowed not you.

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