Washing only makes it worse

How convenient, a comfort stop and a cup of tea.

Happy boiling!

By all means, do not flush while you’re still sitting on it.

I always wanted to be boiled in a bowl

Extreme crapping, the local sport.

When urine isn’t hot enough

Whatever you do, don’t ask for the steam cleaning.

Best sanitary toilet bowl in world!

That isn’t the recommended way of heating crack.

That really steams my beam! !

It might sound strange, but it all boils down to relieve yourself.

I’ll trade you a free comma. Deal?

Best of all, it’s FREE!

Tell me again why leaving the seat up is such a big deal.

Great! Can I cook my eggs in it?

It’s a scam- they overcharge for burn cream.

‹— LADIES BOILING WATER GENTLEMEN —›

”Free flying crab restaurant” is on the first floor

CAUTION: You consciously flush and boil at the same time

What you might call a Public Inconvenience.

It’s the Pisssssssssss Room.

You in, food out.

Damn, where’s the toilet pepper?

Flush harder, the faucet’s clogged!

Sanitized for your protection.

No rest in this restroom.

I peed in the bowl and mist. 😛

That’s what you get for not using the pay toilets!

This really burns my ass.

Double Double, toilet and trouble,
Bottom burn and big bowl bubble!

I usually enjoy fresh hard-boiled eggs and a sausage, but still …

Even better! Free boiling water bidet!

– Dear? Are you going to be much longer?
– OK, I’m boilin’, I’m boilin’…!

That turd didn’t know what was waiting for it

♪ ♫
Bum baby bum! – Toilet inferno!
Boil baby bum! – Boil that mama down
Bum baby boil! – Toilet inferno!
Boil baby bum! – Boil that mama down
Boilin’! ♪ ♫♪ ♫

Pray your turd doesn’t splash in the water when you’re sitting on this toilet

OK. As long as the Bidet is cold.

Who says punctuation doesn’t matter in modern English?

How much you pay for furr stop or coron.

Aka “death by a thousand splashes”

i always imagined hell was a giant toilet bowl…

Now we now where the “hot ‘n steamy crap” comes from…

As long as it’s free, somebody will be lining up for it !

Well, when you’re dealing with raw sewage, the only solution is to cook it!

Let’s all do what we can to get through this chlorine shortage together.

Calling all coprophages!

This is the type of rump roast you don’t get in a restaurant.

Let’s see: according to Wiktionary,
卫生间 means toilet/WC
超市 means supermarket.

It seems the Chinese is saying “supermarket toilet,” and then “free boiling water; toilet.” But without any punctuation between the two it is quite funny!

Just the thing for when the in-laws drop in.

Can I cook in it?