Bothering only

Bothering only

posted on 17 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Kent Ruggles.
Found at marine museum in Beihai, China. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Watch the hand.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Get your hand off it!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Can I face bashing?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t beat me, I don’t know where you’ve been

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Black hands with five fingers are prohibited

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

All eggs must be fried, poached or boiled. Omelettes are prohibited.

Jonnytbone
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Jonnytbone

Off.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

*gasp!* My heart!!!!!

DrLex
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DrLex

Stabbing and strangling are OK.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Michael Jackson was here.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

From ”The Hand That Beats the Cradle”

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Someone played “Five Finger Death Punch” too loud and ruined it for everyone.

Ben
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Ben

“My father did not give beatings. My father hit for _distance_.” -Bill Cosby

coffeebot
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then they’re gonna need another sign for wives, “no arguing”

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Or at least not with the left hand.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

What is the sound of no hand beating?

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

Not even heart beating?

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

But…how can I show how funky and strong is my fight?

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Then how are we going to improve morale?

GwydionM
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Use a Fist of Fury instead

Sparky
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Sparky

Beat but not stirred. James Bond?

Marum
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Marum

MAFIOSI VERBOTEN.

Marum
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Marum

IN FUTURE, THERE WILL BE REGULAR WHIPPINGS

Marum
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Marum

Floggings by appointment.

Marum
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Marum

Not to worry. We have the rack, hot irons, thumbscrews, and the iron maiden, as alternatives.

Boiling oil is an optional extra.

Marum
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Marum

I think this sign could be homophobic.

Marum
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Marum

Watch my hand – I will make my erection magically vanish.

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

No eating either. Generally, nothing involving hands.

Bob T
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Bob T

The Cultural Revolution is OVER.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’m Dick Hertz and I approve this message.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s NOT hammer time!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Chris Brown won’t be seein’ any fishies!

MagykMike
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MagykMike

Found this on the bathroom door

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