Photo courtesy of Kent Ruggles.
Found at marine museum in Beihai, China.
Watch the hand.
Get your hand off it!
Can I face bashing?
Don’t beat me, I don’t know where you’ve been
Black hands with five fingers are prohibited
All eggs must be fried, poached or boiled. Omelettes are prohibited.
*gasp!* My heart!!!!!
Stabbing and strangling are OK.
Michael Jackson was here.
From ”The Hand That Beats the Cradle”
Someone played “Five Finger Death Punch” too loud and ruined it for everyone.
“My father did not give beatings. My father hit for _distance_.” -Bill Cosby
then they’re gonna need another sign for wives, “no arguing”
Or at least not with the left hand.
What is the sound of no hand beating?
Not even heart beating?
But…how can I show how funky and strong is my fight?
Then how are we going to improve morale?
Use a Fist of Fury instead
Beat but not stirred. James Bond?
IN FUTURE, THERE WILL BE REGULAR WHIPPINGS
Floggings by appointment.
Not to worry. We have the rack, hot irons, thumbscrews, and the iron maiden, as alternatives.
Boiling oil is an optional extra.
I think this sign could be homophobic.
Watch my hand – I will make my erection magically vanish.
No eating either. Generally, nothing involving hands.
The Cultural Revolution is OVER.
I’m Dick Hertz and I approve this message.
It’s NOT hammer time!
Chris Brown won’t be seein’ any fishies!
Found this on the bathroom door