Came from a truck farm

Came from a truck farm

posted on 28 May 2013 in Clothing

I’ll be your driver/chef

Photo courtesy of Greg Bower.
Hat found in Ueno, Tokyo, Japan. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Available in our large Drive-In

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Why did the 16-ton chicken cross the road?
– Because it thought it was a truck!

Rm
Rm
7 years ago

That’s probably why the Godzilla spat it out..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Don’t Chicken Drive

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The hat of a Clucker Trucker.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Colonel Sanders Is My Co-Pilot.

Huggzie
Huggzie
7 years ago

Ahhhhh TRUCKS! The OTHER white meat…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I’ll take an order of Mack nuggets, then.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I want a 16-feet Kentucky Flied Chicken with a lot of henpower

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

*truck-truck-truck-truck-
truck-truck-truck-truck-truck-
truck-truck-truck- squawk!*
Man, would you look at the size of that egg!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The Food Truck craze is really catching on.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

How much is a chicKenworth?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

CAUTION: Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops
(to scratch in the ground)

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Are mud flaps dark meat?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Too much feathering the clutch at traffic lights.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

But chicken tastes like duck

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

“Them chicken coops was full of bears”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Road island reds contain lots of iron.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

What’s that mac

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Well, trucks do have a big grill(e)…

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Oh no! I thought that I was tasting Big Bird from Sesame Street.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Engrish.com staff, PLEASE turn this into a t-shirt!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Not so fast food.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Keep on pluckin!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Try the White cabover leghorns.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Diesel make a great recipe for chicken.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

I got turned down at McDonald when I ordered a Mack-Chicken.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Driving a rig is a great way to pick up chicks.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

OH HELL! Is that a “T”?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Give me some truckin chicken please.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT. That reminds me of another joke about doors.

Q. Why do all the buildings in Southern Spain have lots of doors?

A. Because they don’t like to have all their Basques in one exit.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

My last truck didn’t taste like chicken, but she still tasted real good.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you’re into bondage, you can have “Cage Trucks”.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

COMPANY SERVICE BULLEIN.
——————————————–
From now on all Kenworth Trucks shall be known as Henworth Trucks

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

BULLETIN – -AAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@72rd. Q. Why did the prostitute cross the road.
A. Because she heard, there was a good truck on the other side.

Dude
Dude
7 years ago

‘Cause we got a little ‘ole convoy, it’s finger-lickin’ good…

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Fried in Distillate, for that amazing flavour sensation.

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
7 years ago

I got hit by a Big Mac truck and all I got was chicken feed.

Wiglaf
Wiglaf
7 years ago

Are your trucks free range?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

We go chicken truckin,
And we have chicken truckin friends,
For while we keep on truckin chicken,
The chicken truckin never ends.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Hey, deep-fry anything and it’ll taste like chicken.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Keep on turkeyin’!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Unfortunately I only got a fishing license

GwydionM
7 years ago

And SUVs taste like pork

Evd
Evd
7 years ago

Must be free range truck!

Drummerboy
Drummerboy
7 years ago

So… does that mean the truck comes with 11 herbs and spices?

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