Double Care Lips

Double Care Lips

posted on 3 May 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

I’ve seen the crack, it’s no joke.

Photo courtesy of Sher K.
Found in U.A.E. Imported from China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Well bottoms ups

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Front or back

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

Always good to have lip balm when you’re going up against the crack.

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

If you’re into the crack thing, your double lips will love this new turn charm fashion. Please run these new goods among your friends!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Also try our Lip’O’Suction device

BooMaster
BooMaster
7 years ago

What if the crack is big? Doesn’t this come in a larger size?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Another fine product from L’Oral

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I don’t care lips.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

Endorsed by Amy Pond.

coffeebot
7 years ago

But can Suzy Chapstick charm fashion crack? Let’s not.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Let’s Balm!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Do you have anything that guards against the smack?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It rubs the product on its lips or else it gets the crack again.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Our office keeps a large supply of this on hand for all the butt kissers lined up outside the boss’s door.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Better crack on lips than lips on crack

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Guards against the crack, AKA drug squad.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.

BFS
BFS
7 years ago

Plumbers everywhere, rejoice!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I prefer to think of it as “the Schism”.

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

not so effective against Heroin though

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Well! I guess it’s possible the crack might bite back.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I tdrives “the man in the boat” crazy.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

It drives “the man in the boat” crazy (Em moabeta nau)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you suffer from “chapped” lips. You should try kissing less chaps.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

All that money wasted on the War on Drugs, when all we need is this.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Ladies unite. “Crack down” on all these pharmaceutical manufacturers.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Confucius says ; When woman fly upside down, she will have crack up.

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

…also good butt cream.

Deoxys
Deoxys
7 years ago

But does it guard against the weed?

chickenman
chickenman
6 years ago

Aint going anywhere near my big ass lips!

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