For that old maidservant feeling…

For that old maidservant feeling…

posted on 23 May 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

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Menu from Chinese restaurant in San Francisco. 

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algernon
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algernon

Just a little something on the side.

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

If you’re feeling like the old maidservant pot, you’d better go home by taxi.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You can have soup soup, main course soup and dessert soup.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I am feeling like the old maid servant who is always drunk

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

What’s in the old maidservant pot, pee soup?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– How many soups, Sir?
– Tons!

Jonnytbone
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Jonnytbone

There goes my irritable bowel again.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Go home, soup, you’re drunk!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I’m an old maidservantnurseslavefootman and I’m no good to go gome

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t Soup Drive

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Seventy2rd o clock: It’s OK, I’m driving a won ton van.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Waiter, my soup soup is on fire.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Most people are good to go home.
A few die.
But most go home.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Today’s Souperb menu:

– Soup
– Soup Soup
– Soup, Soup & Soup
– Ton Soup
– 16-Ton Soup
– Soup with less Soup
– Soup with more Soup
– Soup with more or less Soup
– Soap Soup
– Drinking Soup
– River Soup
– Me-So Soup
– What’Soup
– Steamed Souplings
– Family Soupet
– Soupburger with Soup Flies
– Soup, Soup, Soup, Sousage and Soup, Soup, Soup, Soup, Soup
– Diverse drinks: Souptails, Soupkey, Swine and Soupagne
– Rice*

* But don’t forget: We have large soupplies of Soup!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Not for me, thanks.
Last time I woke up with the busboy next to me.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ Droll not Troll: OK, I won a 16-ton wang!

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Hey there, you feeling like a bit of the old “maidservant pot”, nudge nudge, wink wink?

Jewels
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Jewels

It’s a typo…it’s suppose to be “Wanton” soup.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I gotta go. This Chinese soup is giving me the same heartburn the old maidservant’s pot did,

coffeebot
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it’s good good

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

Give me my keys and don’t don’t so easily call me drunk! I only had one soup soup, I swear I’m good to go home.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Seventy2rd o clock: A 16-ton wang? Sounds like a load of old cock to me.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ Droll not Troll: That’s what makes it souperior!

GwydionM
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The old manservant has heroin and coccaine

Marum
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Marum

After a ton of soup, there is no way I could go home.

I’d be permanently attached to the toilet.

Marum
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Marum

Made in Nanking
Sister city to Wanking.

Marum
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Marum

Come to me, my little dumpling.

Marum
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Marum

@Jewels. Not as wanton as the oldmaidservant, I hear.

Bob T
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Bob T

Not for me. I’m not souperstitious.

Marum
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Marum

Waiter…. Waiter! This this here :Smart Soup” tastes like sheep s—t!

“Gee sir. You are getting smarter already.”

Marum
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Marum

@72rd. oldmaidservantnurseslavefootman

Is that, that town in Wales with the railway station?

Someone
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Someone

Waiter! What’s that soup doing in my soup?

Salome
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Salome

But I don’t like soup.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Soup! Soup! Soup! Soup!
Lovely soup! Wonderful soup!
Soup soup soup soup soup.
Lovely soup! Lovely soup! Lovely soup! Lovely soup!
Soup soup soup soup!

kpopinsanity
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kpopinsanity

I am too souped up for soup.

nocturnal YL
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nocturnal YL

So they translated the Chinese word for “mother” into “old maidservant”? That’s…. creative.

tadchem
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tadchem

‘Won Ton’ was the maidservant’s name.

piomat100
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MOST people are good to go home 😛

Yugan
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They couldn’t find anyone who speaks English in San Francisco.

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