Grow a pair

Grow a pair

posted on 15 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Put a little feeling in it.

Photo courtesy of Lisa Carman.
Found in LiJiang, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Not at all yeasty

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Sorry I don’t feel a thing

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Also known as hash cookies.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Also called ‘numblings’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Number than dumblings?

coffeebot
7 years ago

would you like more novocaine jelly?

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

And you can listen to ‘Poker Face’ while you eat our biscuits.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Can I get any number?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

They’re the latest sensation- NOT!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Well, numb my biscuits and call me Butter.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’m Aunt Jemima and I approved this message.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Biscuit shall be the number thou shalt count.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Add some nuts and it will quickly become Number One Biscuit

PeeBee
PeeBee
7 years ago

How does one grow “numb biscuits?”

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

We already have enough numbnuts in the world, don’t need any more.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
7 years ago

Our biscuits are tired of being what we want them to be.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Right next to the “magic brownies”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

*umbnumbnumbnumbnumb*

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

brought to you by Mrs Christie: “They make numb biscuits”

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Eat one and find the meaning of life.

Silly Uncle Willy
7 years ago

@peebee: you try driving from Boston to Cleavland sitting on a hard seat and see how numb your biscuits get.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

I think it’s missing a comma, but I’m not sure where it goes.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Is this one of those theme restaurants where you have to sit on a block of ice?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

I’m Cheech Marin and I approved this grow operation.

wvlekker
wvlekker
7 years ago

Related somehow to limp bizkit ?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

A ricochet biscuit is a biscuit that bounces off the wall into your mouth. A numb biscuit bounces off the wall and knocks you out.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

A.k.a. ‘Silence of the numbs’

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@PeeBee. After 5 times.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Accelerated Chinese learning. Every time you pronounce a word incorrectly, they whack your biscuits with a Table-tennis bat.

Your biscuits will be numb soon enough.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

♫♪ I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I’m the one who said just Grow Numb Biscuits!♫♫

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@FB. No. They hang the block of ice from your biscuits.

The record is 4 blocks.

GwydionM
7 years ago

They are fertilised with dumbed-down news

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