Grow a pair

Grow a pair

posted on 15 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Put a little feeling in it.

Photo courtesy of Lisa Carman.
Found in LiJiang, China.

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Algernon
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Algernon

Not at all yeasty

Algernon
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Algernon

Sorry I don’t feel a thing

Tong
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Tong

Also known as hash cookies.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Also called ‘numblings’

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Number than dumblings?

coffeebot
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would you like more novocaine jelly?

JohnZ
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JohnZ

And you can listen to ‘Poker Face’ while you eat our biscuits.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Can I get any number?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They’re the latest sensation- NOT!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Well, numb my biscuits and call me Butter.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’m Aunt Jemima and I approved this message.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Biscuit shall be the number thou shalt count.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Add some nuts and it will quickly become Number One Biscuit

PeeBee
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PeeBee

How does one grow “numb biscuits?”

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

We already have enough numbnuts in the world, don’t need any more.

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

Our biscuits are tired of being what we want them to be.

Ben
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Ben

Right next to the “magic brownies”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

*umbnumbnumbnumbnumb*

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

brought to you by Mrs Christie: “They make numb biscuits”

Sparky
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Sparky

Eat one and find the meaning of life.

Silly Uncle Willy
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@peebee: you try driving from Boston to Cleavland sitting on a hard seat and see how numb your biscuits get.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I think it’s missing a comma, but I’m not sure where it goes.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Is this one of those theme restaurants where you have to sit on a block of ice?

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

I’m Cheech Marin and I approved this grow operation.

wvlekker
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wvlekker

Related somehow to limp bizkit ?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

A ricochet biscuit is a biscuit that bounces off the wall into your mouth. A numb biscuit bounces off the wall and knocks you out.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

A.k.a. ‘Silence of the numbs’

Marum
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Marum

@PeeBee. After 5 times.

Marum
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Marum

Accelerated Chinese learning. Every time you pronounce a word incorrectly, they whack your biscuits with a Table-tennis bat.

Your biscuits will be numb soon enough.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

♫♪ I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I’m the one who said just Grow Numb Biscuits!♫♫

Marum
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Marum

@FB. No. They hang the block of ice from your biscuits.

The record is 4 blocks.

GwydionM
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They are fertilised with dumbed-down news

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