Happy Memorial Day (to all cats)

Happy Memorial Day (to all cats)

posted on 27 May 2013 in Toiletries

Text reads:

Tissue Paper   Scene 2
I can hear the voice of joy.  I can hear the voice of freedom.
Like the throb of Frontier Age as is, Streets are brisk
with full of energy.  Today, too, I have met many people.
Today, too, I have heard many stories.
America gives me spirits.

Photo courtesy of Marisa Wallace.
Found on box of tissues from Japan.
Originally posted 2010.7.4. 

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Fady
Fady
10 years ago

And gives allot of dogs to chase me

coffeebot
10 years ago

WE the CATS of the United States of America…
it all finally makes sense!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Sounds like something dogs do on a lamp pole

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

America gives me spirits, too, like Kentucky Bourbon. Mmmmmm.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Okay find but you still can’t haz cheezburger.

Typo Tat
10 years ago

If anyone can sell throbbing Frontier Age tissues, it’s a kitty cat.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

What is it with Japanese, tissues and throbbing ? Really, geez! It’s a fixation!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

That poem is so touching, it brings tears to my eyes. Hold on while I dab them with my Canada Day maple-leaf patterned tissues with a picture of a beaver on the box… 🙂

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Scene one is a bit of a let down, but in the finale Cat comes face to face with his nemesis, who turns out to be his father, and also a dog. I laughed, I cried, 3 stars.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Are they implying that Americans are pu**ies?

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

… And Brazil gives me liquor! YAAAAAHOOOOO!!!!!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

If you like our tissues, you’ll love our U.S. Constitution toilet paper.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Wondering if the President of the United States of Catmerica lives in a cat house?

Mike
Mike
10 years ago

Palin’s latest speech leaks to the internets.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

O Catada !

Wait. That’s scene 1.

(Happy Fourth, you guys down there!)

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Whoever wrote this had had more than enough spirits.

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

We have cats of the Frontier Age to thank for the America of today. And nothing says Happy Fourth of July like an inebriated, rowdy kitty.

A Noun
A Noun
10 years ago

Good thing I re-read it. For a minute I thought America gave him/her/it spirts. And maybe it was an ad for Kaopectate.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

please after use of American spirits use tissue to clean mess of hairball off of floor

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Sounds like a whole load of crap to me too.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

Here in our house, it is a tradition to get the kitty plastered for the 4th of July. Looks like her press agent found out about it!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

I can just hear the political slogans in my head now: “…a chicken in every bowl, and catnip on every scratching post…”

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Meow! I see dead people and moribund kittens too. Meow! Purr!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

God only knows what scene 3 will be like.

poonampallam
poonampallam
10 years ago

the promised land for all cats?

Sara
Sara
10 years ago

Are we sure it’s okay to give a cat spirits? It might get drunk.

Gappa_goshti
10 years ago

Composed to tune with an ensemble of 60 violins- authentic cat gut!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

CATS: All your spirits are belong to us.
You have no chance to survive.
Have a tissue.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

“Baliff! Read the charges!”

“America. You are hereby charged contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Specifically, providing spirits to an under-age kitty!”

“America. How do you plead?”

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

“Baliff! Read the charges!”

“America. You are hereby charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Specifically, providing spirits to an under-age kitty!”

“America. How do you plead?”

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Did Drew peanuts have anything to do with this?

sitboaf
10 years ago

– Lyrics by Neil Peart

kriscon
kriscon
10 years ago

Walt Whitman loses something in the translation back to English.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Today, too, I have knocked precious knicknacks off the mantlepiece and pretended innocence when they broke.

Jim
Jim
10 years ago

Today too I have used many tissues! America gives me the throbbing fluids.

Rebel Soul
10 years ago

I don’t know about you but, nothing lifts my patriotic spirits like a backwards flag and a cat needlessly carrying on about joy filled stories it heard on the brisk streets in the throb of Frontier age, printed on toilet paper!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Hey! That’s my cousin in the picture.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Scene 2: ”Cat, cat! We need more bear!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

And in the end, I sing ‘The Cat-Spangled Banner’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hello Kitty Fairy-Tail

Toilet Paper
Scene 3

It can hear the, voice of happy. It can hear the voice, of flushing..
Like the of Age 3 and drunken, Captions are flying full of spam. To day two, it meets many people It have never met. Today three, it have heard many warnings,

Meeeaooowwwww! !

And Engrish gives it screwdrivers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The cleaning story:
Scene 1: Cat’s tongue.
Scene 2: Tissue Paper
Scene 3: …… Sham Wow?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Spirits? Give me some Whiskas!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

This is a page someone found in Tarantino’s trashcan, titled Reservoir Cats.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

In Scene 3, Freedom Cat sleeps off the effects of all those spirits.

(I don’t know who the other Chuck from Canada is, but watch it pal !)

Ageless
Ageless
7 years ago

♫ Ghosts in my house, is there a ghost in my house? ♫

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Background music, “Cat and Stripes Forever”.

coffeebot
7 years ago

I know a couple radical mice not happy about this.

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

It’s not toilet paper, but tissue paper, as in “Kleenex”. Anyway, adorable and I want to see Scene 1!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Packaging must cost a fortune in Japan.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Wenn die Katze aus dem Haus ist, tanzen die Maüse.

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