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Happy Memorial Day (to all cats)
posted on 27 May 2013 in Toiletries
Text reads:
Tissue Paper Scene 2
I can hear the voice of joy. I can hear the voice of freedom.
Like the throb of Frontier Age as is, Streets are brisk
with full of energy. Today, too, I have met many people.
Today, too, I have heard many stories.
America gives me spirits.
Photo courtesy of Marisa Wallace.
Found on box of tissues from Japan.
Originally posted 2010.7.4.
(442 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
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And gives allot of dogs to chase me
WE the CATS of the United States of America…
it all finally makes sense!
Sounds like something dogs do on a lamp pole
America gives me spirits, too, like Kentucky Bourbon. Mmmmmm.
Okay find but you still can’t haz cheezburger.
If anyone can sell throbbing Frontier Age tissues, it’s a kitty cat.
What is it with Japanese, tissues and throbbing ? Really, geez! It’s a fixation!
That poem is so touching, it brings tears to my eyes. Hold on while I dab them with my Canada Day maple-leaf patterned tissues with a picture of a beaver on the box… 🙂
Scene one is a bit of a let down, but in the finale Cat comes face to face with his nemesis, who turns out to be his father, and also a dog. I laughed, I cried, 3 stars.
Are they implying that Americans are pu**ies?
… And Brazil gives me liquor! YAAAAAHOOOOO!!!!!
If you like our tissues, you’ll love our U.S. Constitution toilet paper.
Wondering if the President of the United States of Catmerica lives in a cat house?
Palin’s latest speech leaks to the internets.
O Catada !
Wait. That’s scene 1.
(Happy Fourth, you guys down there!)
Whoever wrote this had had more than enough spirits.
We have cats of the Frontier Age to thank for the America of today. And nothing says Happy Fourth of July like an inebriated, rowdy kitty.
Good thing I re-read it. For a minute I thought America gave him/her/it spirts. And maybe it was an ad for Kaopectate.
please after use of American spirits use tissue to clean mess of hairball off of floor
Sounds like a whole load of crap to me too.
Here in our house, it is a tradition to get the kitty plastered for the 4th of July. Looks like her press agent found out about it!
I can just hear the political slogans in my head now: “…a chicken in every bowl, and catnip on every scratching post…”
Meow! I see dead people and moribund kittens too. Meow! Purr!
God only knows what scene 3 will be like.
the promised land for all cats?
Are we sure it’s okay to give a cat spirits? It might get drunk.
Composed to tune with an ensemble of 60 violins- authentic cat gut!
CATS: All your spirits are belong to us.
You have no chance to survive.
Have a tissue.
“Baliff! Read the charges!”
“America. You are hereby charged contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Specifically, providing spirits to an under-age kitty!”
“America. How do you plead?”
“Baliff! Read the charges!”
“America. You are hereby charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Specifically, providing spirits to an under-age kitty!”
“America. How do you plead?”
Did Drew peanuts have anything to do with this?
– Lyrics by Neil Peart
Walt Whitman loses something in the translation back to English.
Today, too, I have knocked precious knicknacks off the mantlepiece and pretended innocence when they broke.
Today too I have used many tissues! America gives me the throbbing fluids.
I don’t know about you but, nothing lifts my patriotic spirits like a backwards flag and a cat needlessly carrying on about joy filled stories it heard on the brisk streets in the throb of Frontier age, printed on toilet paper!
Hey! That’s my cousin in the picture.
Scene 2: ”Cat, cat! We need more bear!”
And in the end, I sing ‘The Cat-Spangled Banner’
Hello Kitty Fairy-Tail
Toilet Paper
Scene 3
It can hear the, voice of happy. It can hear the voice, of flushing..
Like the of Age 3 and drunken, Captions are flying full of spam. To day two, it meets many people It have never met. Today three, it have heard many warnings,
Meeeaooowwwww! !
And Engrish gives it screwdrivers.
The cleaning story:
Scene 1: Cat’s tongue.
Scene 2: Tissue Paper
Scene 3: …… Sham Wow?
Spirits? Give me some Whiskas!
This is a page someone found in Tarantino’s trashcan, titled Reservoir Cats.
In Scene 3, Freedom Cat sleeps off the effects of all those spirits.
(I don’t know who the other Chuck from Canada is, but watch it pal !)
♫ Ghosts in my house, is there a ghost in my house? ♫
Background music, “Cat and Stripes Forever”.
I know a couple radical mice not happy about this.
It’s not toilet paper, but tissue paper, as in “Kleenex”. Anyway, adorable and I want to see Scene 1!
Packaging must cost a fortune in Japan.
Wenn die Katze aus dem Haus ist, tanzen die Maüse.