He deserved it

He deserved it

posted on 13 May 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Patty had it easy…

Photo courtesy of William Veerbeek.
Menu found at Moscow Airport restaurant. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Where does he put it

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

I’m a meat and potatoes man myself

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

We’re a little worried about Patty.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

♫ Daddy, would you like some sausage?
Daddy, would you like some sausage?
Daddy, would you like some sausages?
Daddy, would you like some sausage?
Sausages? Sausages? ♫

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

When I married her, I did not know that her father was that way inclined.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It’s the wurst day of his life.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

In case of Patsy, it would be Absolutely Fabulous!

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Hey, dad, is this your sausage or mine?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Now all he needs is spam, spam, spam, spam, (no sausage) and spam, spam, spam …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Patty got the hen, her father-in-law got the c…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hello Patty

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Meat the Fockers.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Hey, Patty, whatever you’re doing with that chicken, you’d better stop right NOW!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It puts the sausage and desserted

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Because the mother-in-law said “Nyet!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Sausage and…. teste? 😕

Dervrak
Dervrak
7 years ago

Oh the THINGS your father made me do before he would consent to our marriage….shudder…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Just right after publishing this menu, the last entry was taken off and replaced with “Father In Law with Patty the chicken”.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Who’s up for a game of “hide the sausage?”

Junkyard
Junkyard
7 years ago

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous potato.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

That’s enought to make anyone go vegetarian.

Dude
Dude
7 years ago

Good evening, Mr. Kafka. One of your literary creations tried to test me. I ate him with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Mr. Clown
Mr. Clown
7 years ago

From the same chefs who invented “Fatty cow in the United States in dad in sand in.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT. Ya. But dese fokkers were MIGs

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Get your sausage out of your father-in-law. You don’t know where he has been.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Ivan Markovic, may his tribe decrease, Awoke one night from a dream of geese, And saw in the gaslight in his room, Making it rich like the nutgrass in bloom, A sausage therein, on a book of gold. To his questioned WTF? the goose said to the dork, I write the names of those who most love pork, Ivan asked; Is my name there? No it is not, said the goose, old and sere, Ivan said. Let it be writ. The following night Ivan the goose did behold, With the sausage on the book of gold, Who said, tonight I… Read more »

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Cock a doodle doo. Or as Patty says, any c…’ll do.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

I don’t know about the father-in-law, but I bet Homer Simpson is glad that his sister-in-law Patty somehow ended up on a menu. Now if only Selma would join her as the chicken… mmmm, chicken.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The thought of a number of assorted Pattys is somewhat titillating.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

GOT IT! Ivan Markovic may his tribe decrease, Awoke one night from a dream of grease, And saw there in the gaslight in his room, Making it rich like the nutgrass in bloom, An wizard therein writing in a book of gold. To his questioned WTF the wizard replied, I write the names of all they who most love sausage, For only they will go to heaven I do presage, Ivan asked, Is my name there? No it is not. Said the wizard old and sere. Then let it be writ, Ivan cried. The following night the wizard did Ivan… Read more »

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

I googled smams, since I have no idea what it is. The first site was for Substance Abuse and Mental Health. Thanks Russia

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

just free-stylin’…
sausage:
message
passage
peerage
colder than an Ice Age
twenty is a nice age
Goose Gossage
hostage
postage

tankero
tankero
7 years ago

In Soviet Russia…

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

I’m fine with a father-in-law loving whoever he’s going to love, but that Patty is a freak.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Samsa is just asexual.

poupoupoupoupoupoupou
poupoupoupoupoupoupou
7 years ago
Paul
Paul
7 years ago

Junkyard, your pun has a double kafkian bottom here – most probably you know that a samsa (same as samosa) also is a kind of food 🙂

Paul
Paul
7 years ago

just in case, in Russian “teste” can mean a prepositional case form from both “testo” (dough) and “test'” (father-in-law)
🙂

Doctor Q
7 years ago

Am I the only one that is thinking somewhat sexual things from that sentence?

Andy B.
Andy B.
7 years ago

My wife wants the option for her mother-in-law.

RocketCat
RocketCat
5 years ago

At least the mother in law gets the weiner

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